Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you run out of ideas very quickly.

I wish i had a better phone

Granted, but you have to pay a lot for it, and thus have to sell your computer... and soul.

I wish I had more than 3 DS games...

Granted. But since the 3DS is not out yet, and you already have so many games for it, the police find you and arrest you!!!! lol

I wish I had everything downloaded already that I want to download!!!!

Granted, but now you have nothing to put your money to, so you buy a hot tub... and those things corrupt people.

I wish I was a writer.

Granted, but you have nothing to write with.

I wish mystical creatures were real.

Granted, but then Minotaurs kill people in every country.

I wish more people commented on my Backloggery (advertisement, GO!)

Granted. But they all say that your backloggery is terrible!!!! lol

I wish I had a box of Frosted Mini Wheats!!!!

Granted, however the frosting is missing.

I wish AIDS didn't exist

Granted, but then a better virus kills everyone.

I wish my backloggery was EPIC.

@gamerbuddy - granted, but they rot your teeth, causing you to never eat anything again
@catcher - granted, but now HIV does
@John - granted, it's so epic that it's eyeburning

I wish there was a Big Smile Galaxy.

Granted. But it turns out to just be really creepy!!!! lol

I wish I could compete in MLG (Major League Gaming) for Super Smash Bros. again!!!!

Granted, but you have to use a Wiimote!

I wish that I was a master at smileys.

Granted, Now a even bigger disease is created, and you have it.

I wish for a pony!

Granted, however its a mini one, and you break it's spine attempting to ride it.

I wish everyone loved Nintendo

Granted, but then we all worshipped Miyamoto.

I wish people would start editing their posts. looks at earlier posts

Granted, now everones postsare different and the thread is now completely messed up.

I wish for it to rain candy

Granted, but it is toffee. YEAR-OLD TOFFEE.

I wish that I had more friends on Backloggery.

Granted, but you get so many frieands that the backloggery website crashes, an is shut down.

I wish I had some jell-o pudding pops

Granted, but because you bought that and ate it instead of giving it to the poor, a child dies.

I wish I could stop making wishes that advertise my Backloggery.

Granted, but now you make so many comments advertising Nintendo Life that it annoys Nintendo Life users themselves! _{You aren't really annoying.}

I wish I knew what Star Bits really tasted like.