Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it's filled with insects that have malaria.

I wish my Backloggery was cooler...

Granted, Your computer is put into a freezer, rendering it useless.

I wish I knew why JohnWalrus' corrupts are deadly.

Granted, but then I come to your house and kill you, thus furthering my court-sentence (Just kidding!)

I wish I knew why I come up with such morbid corrupts...

Granted. But you find out it is because you are the child of Kim Jon Il (the leader of North Korea) and Satan!!!! lol

I wish video games were free!!!!

Granted, but then there is no professional industry, and all of the new ones are mostly crap.

I wish the Beatles were performing outside my house.

Granted, but the crowd is so large that you can't see or hear them.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

GRANTED!!!! But it turns out that you wanted to wish for the destruction of all video games, and therefore, this site also ceases to exist!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! lol

I wish I had another six pound bag of Black Forest Gummy Bears!!!! lol

Granted, but they bag has been handled by a child, and you catch salmonella.

I wish salmonella didn't exist.

Granted, however, a new disease is discovered that kills everyone except for you. Suicide soon follows....

I wish for a new computer

Granted, but it is a 1984 Apple. Have fun!

I wish I had a BETTER computer.

Granted. But it turns out that it was new ten years ago, and it is the slowest thing that you have ever seen!!!! lol

I wish I had a big pile of bacon right now!!!!

Granted, but it was handled by a fat man, and you have Ebola.

I wish someone would comment on my Backloggery...

(It turns out my computer was new ten years ago, and is the slowest thing I've ever seen!)
Granted, but that person is your mom

I wish I was the smartest person on this planet

Granted. You get Canadian Bacon.
I wish JohnWalrus would get me a coke from downstairs :/

Granted, but I have AIDS and spit in the coke.

I wish I would stop getting out-typed on this thread.

Granted, but everyone stops posting in this thread, and you become very lonely

I wish i wish i was a fish

Granted, but then it turns out you are near the BP oil spill.

I wish I was a great director.

Granted, but you have nobody to direct.

I wish the BP oil spill never happened

Granted, but instead the oil went towards oiling guns for gangs to kill children.

I wish I could think of a less violent corruption.

Granted, but you run out of ideas very quickly.

I wish i had a better phone