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Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

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longtimegamer

Granted...but you feel guilty and put it back.

I wish I had a working 3ds with 3ds games to play right now.

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Macaronius

Granted, but epilepsy becomes a contagious disease, you contract it, and you can no longer play video games.
Also, you inexplicably lose your right eye, and even if you didn't have epilepsy, you wouldn't be able to view the 3D.

I wish your face was made of strychnine.

*Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
all the way to Dublin, Whack follol de rah!*

Morgana

Granted: You give the tree to much water and it died.

I wish I had a horse.

YOU WILL NEVER RISE FROM THE ASHES OF YOUR SHAME AND HUMILIATION!

Punny

Granted, but you can't cope with the smell, and decide to give it away.

I wish this Summer wasn't going by so fast.

I'm back (for the moment)!

Morgana

Granted:It's summer forever, and you still need to do school.

I wish Super-Mushrooms were real so I could grow bigger.

YOU WILL NEVER RISE FROM THE ASHES OF YOUR SHAME AND HUMILIATION!

StarBoy91

Granted, but they make you so big that you outgrow your house!

I wish to bring peace to the world.

To each their own

Zach

Granted: apocalypse, then aftermath.

I wish that more people in the U.S. knew how great Doctor Who is!

Zach

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Meta-Rift

Granted, it gets cancelled and is never aired again. Ever.

I wish that friendly creatures from video games were real.

Meta-Rift

StarBoy91

Granted, but the amount of friendly creatures from video games take up your room space.

I wish to grow wings on my back.

To each their own

SuperPeach

Granted but they're too small to use.

I wish the DSi browser was easier to use. I'm using it now.

SuperPeach

Meta-Rift

Granted, DSi's can no longer play DS games.

I wish I could preform physically impossible superhuman feats without feeling any fatigue or pain.

Meta-Rift

Zach

Granted, instead you grow hungrier and hungrier and now are constantly starving. Eventually, you eat your own body.

I wish that I could read faster!

Zach

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Macaronius

horselover89 wrote:

Granted: You give the tree to much water and it died.

That wasn't even relevant to my wish.
How on Earth is Strychnine even close to anything about a tree?

Granted, but you now read 2 words per minute, due to the fact that your reading comprehension capabilities have been multiplied by 2, and now to test those abilities I am going to write a paragraph entirely about illiteracy. Illiteracy is a major problem these days. Children, and even a handful of adults resort to frivolous activities instead of attempting to read. Many people have gone through highschool who are illiterate. Many states and Providences have created a mandated test that evaluates an individual's reading comprehension, so they can spot flaws in their answers, so they can go over these problems in the years to come. If my calculations are correct, this took you 232 minutes to read.

I wish people could correctly grant my wishes.

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*Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
all the way to Dublin, Whack follol de rah!*

Punny

Granted, but since nobody else has the satellite, everybody that wants to watch BBC America will crowd into your house and annoy you.

I wish Sexy Poker wasn't a "Popular Game" on this site.

I'm back (for the moment)!

Macaronius

Granted, but everyone now hates you for taking it off. Untitled

I wish PunnyGuy was banned for hating Sexy Poker.

*Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
all the way to Dublin, Whack follol de rah!*

JohnWalrus

Your wish is granted, and you get your perfect Frappe, but then you realize you could have wished for ultimate bliss instead of coffee, and you commit suicide out of self-loathing.

I wish I could keep my mind out of the gutter.

"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!"~Kefka Palazzo (FFVI)
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zane

Granted: But it's only a model.
I wish for world domination.

Old Nintendofan from up north...

Granted, but you always see everything going on and what everyone's doing, and it's to much for your brain, and you go into a coma forever, and everything goes back to normal.
I wish I had the ocarina of time, and knew how to play it.

StarBoy91

Granted, but it takes you several years to master the controls.

I wish I could play Ufouria: The Saga.

To each their own

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