Granted, but epilepsy becomes a contagious disease, you contract it, and you can no longer play video games. Also, you inexplicably lose your right eye, and even if you didn't have epilepsy, you wouldn't be able to view the 3D.
I wish your face was made of strychnine.
*Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road all the way to Dublin, Whack follol de rah!*
Granted: You give the tree to much water and it died.
That wasn't even relevant to my wish. How on Earth is Strychnine even close to anything about a tree?
Granted, but you now read 2 words per minute, due to the fact that your reading comprehension capabilities have been multiplied by 2, and now to test those abilities I am going to write a paragraph entirely about illiteracy. Illiteracy is a major problem these days. Children, and even a handful of adults resort to frivolous activities instead of attempting to read. Many people have gone through highschool who are illiterate. Many states and Providences have created a mandated test that evaluates an individual's reading comprehension, so they can spot flaws in their answers, so they can go over these problems in the years to come. If my calculations are correct, this took you 232 minutes to read.
Your wish is granted, and you get your perfect Frappe, but then you realize you could have wished for ultimate bliss instead of coffee, and you commit suicide out of self-loathing.
I wish I could keep my mind out of the gutter.
"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!"~Kefka Palazzo (FFVI) Backloggery
Granted, but you always see everything going on and what everyone's doing, and it's to much for your brain, and you go into a coma forever, and everything goes back to normal. I wish I had the ocarina of time, and knew how to play it.
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