Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but no-one can ever see you ever again and get scared when you talk because they think you're a ghost. Vicars keep trying to exorcize you too.

I wish my avatar animation never ended.

Granted, but it comes alive and subsequently tries to perform a fatality on you.

I wish that by brothers weren't such morons.

Granted, now they are smarter than you, and it makes you miserable.

I wish for light-hearted humor.

Granted, but you now you can't get a job because you're not taken seriously.

I wish TV was better.

Granted but you tv breaks and you can't buy a new one.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you forget how to walk, so you can never land.

I wish to tan for a little bit.

Granted but you get skin cancer from it,

I wish my weekend wasn't so depressing.

Wish granted, but Monday will come again.

I wish there was a follow-up to The World Ends with You.

_{(I love Mondays)}
Granted but it's awful

I wish for infinte nintendo points.

Granted, but it's so awful, you give up on video games completely.

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Granted, but you've lost internet access permanently and now they'll only sit in your point bank, mocking you.

I wish to never need to sleep again.

And @ProtoZone, since we responded at the same time - Granted, but I give it indigestion, it throws me up and I escape unscathed.

Granted but you're get so tired you turn into a vegetable.
Granted, now everyone bugs you for answers and it drives you crazy.

I wish to get stuck on a deserted island.

Granted, but because it's got no water you get driven to madness by thirst.

I wish to make soup.

Granted, but you make soup with ingredients originated from Portugal, so you call it "Sopa", which means soup in Portuguese, and as some sick cosmic joke, "Sopa" is jumbled to create "Soap" and you are left with a bowl of liquefied soap.

I wish Zangief would have an attack involving beards and coconuts.

Granted, but then all that have fought him demand a restraining order from his awkward new attacks.

I wish to play guitar.

Granted, but the music gets so loud that your neighbors start throwing things at you to try to make you stop.

I wish I has a cheezburgr.

Granted, but because you can't spell cheeseburger correctly, you get a mildly-obese-feline-burger.

I wish the recent ornothological news would reach your ears....
_{A well a everybodies' heard, about the bird. B-b-b-b-b-bird bird bird, bird is the word.}

Granted, but it's more recent than the news the bird is the word, making my information far more relevant than everyone else's. I grow more isolated and alone while the rest of the world grows more ignorant and doomed, as the news never reaches their ears as well. In five years ... kapow!

I wish that Tim Burton would change his casting process!

Granted, but now we're stuck seeing Carrot-top and Kathy Griffin in every single one of his movies instead of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter.

I wish i could take a nap.