Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but you feel sad

I wish I was happy

Granted, but it's only because you took a deadly overdose of happy pills.
I wish restaurants served actual maple syrup(preferably Grade B) instead of that glop they call "pancake syrup".

Granted, but you are allergic to anything called "syrup".

I wish my 360 would work.

Granted but you don't have it when it does work.

I wish so bad ^{and literally} that someone would post on NL Adventure and actually post something that isn't blank or against the rules.

Granted, but that post is final post by an admin who locked the thread.

I wish the person who grants this wish dies immediately after granting aforementioned wish.

Granted, but now I can eat your brains due to the fact that I'm a zombie.

I wish I had a wii points card :-/

Granted, a wii points card which someone guessed the code # to and got all the wii points before you bought the card.

I wish I was immune to any dead people forever on ^{oh, and living people}

Granted, but you are not immune to the living dead, and you die in the zombie apocolypse.

I wish que vous n'avez pas utilisé un traducteur pour traduire cette.

Certes, mais la traduction va terriblement mal tourné et vous ne pouvez pas comprendre ce que les gens disent plus. [Here's the link for the translation; Google Translate is cool I hope I understood what you were wishing for]

I wish to have sweet dreams.

Granted, but sweet dreams are flavored with phenylalanine, and the dreams excites the neurons in your brain to the point of cellular death.

I wish more people were fluent in French.

Certes, mais vous ne pouvez parler d'une seule personne qui parle couramment

Je souhaite des richesses

Granted but they can't control themselves and go off to space.

I wish for a large volcano which kills anybody who annoys me!

Granted, but then you have the permanent feeling of guilt, which haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish ActRaiser wasn't short (don't get me wrong, it's a good game, but it's too short and easy to complete).

@CGF: Granted, but you realize your subconscious mind was annoyed by your conscious mind, and it kills you too _{along with all of your loved ones}

@SB: Granted, but now it is even shorter

Je souhaite que nous ont été autorisés à parler des langues étrangères dans le forum.

Granted, but you cant use it.

I wish I had a Chain Chomp for a pet.

Granted, but it brutally kills you whilst scavenging for food.

I wish this wish wished that the wish that the wish wished would wish for a wish.

Granted, but this grant granted that the grant that the grant granted would grant for a grant. :3

I wish for blue eyes.

Granted, but you become albino in the process.

I wish.

Granted, but you get nothing.

I wish for a nuke.

granted, it i deactivated

i wish i owned nintendo