Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you won't like the reason.

I wish I had a use for my website now I've paid for it

Here you go, StarBoy:
159 was granted, but you never actually beat the game, just got the items.
I wish nobodies wishes were skipped.

Granted, everybody's wish is granted. (Thanks, Destroyer. )

I wish I could swim throughout the ocean.

Granted, but now mine's been skipped and I'll make you feel horrible about it
EDIT: And @Starboy: Granted, but you get eaten by a shark

I wish I had some new DS games.

Granted, they're all games with the Ubisoft logo on it (I think you know where that leads)

I wish for a new pair of headphones.

Granted, but they only have two volume settings: silent and damaging.

I wish Popcorn Arcade stopped making games forever.

Granted, but ALL the employees from that company come back together to form a NEW company that makes equally crappy games.

I wish that Beyond Good & Evil had sold better at release.

Granted, but now the game sucks.

I wish that I had teh moneyz

Granted. The water in your body has been converted to pennies and you are now dead.

I wish I wasn't so sexy.

Granted, and the men will go crazy.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to Skittles.

Granted, but then you're so ugly, you're sexy.

I wish I had $5 legal American currency.

Granted, you stole it from a bank and got arrested

I wish Fluffy the inflatable dragon were real

Granted, but then he pops.

I wish I had $5 legal American currency that isn't stolen or anything like that.

granted but your house burns down

wish I lived with you

Granted, but I don't know who you're talking about anymore so I'll send you to some fat guy's house.
I wish there was something to do.

Granted, but you have to give an old guy a sponge bath.

I wish I had Pokemon Heart Gold.

Granted, but it turned out to be the worst Pokemon game ever and it crushed all your hopes and dreams.

I wish everyone could play Famicom Wars.

Granted, but then everyone would have to wait until it either hits VC or everyone would need a proper method of importing the FamiCom cart.

I wish to control the stellar constellations.

Granted, but they all eventually rebel under your cruel dictatorship, and you are crushed by an army of supernovas. And then the universe collapses. So we all hate you. Or we would, but we're too busy being dead. Boo to you >:[

I wish Capcom would make a Zack & Wiki 2.

@Raylax - I don't want to be hated. I'm sorry.
Granted, but Capcom is busy making it.

I wish the sky was bright.