Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but they're carnivorous
Granted but they attract a lot of bugs.

I wish for a commemorative (I think I spelled it wrong) NES styled DSi

No, you spelt it right.
Granted, but in turn it is quite possibly the heaviest handheld out there, you can't even lift it up. [no offense ]

I wish for Algebra III homework.

Granted but people are wondering why you wanted it

I wish for a master sword

Granted, but when you grab the hilt, you inadvertently poke your eye out.

I wish to get a tan this Summer.

Granted but you get sunburned

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for people to reply to threads.

Granted, now everyone replies so fast, that users accidently reply to users that were not intended to be addressed instead, which causes confusion.

I wish I could befriend everyone.

Granted, but your friends with a crazy guy.

I wish I could have a non-corruptible wish.

Granted, your uncorruptible wish is now corrupted with uncorruptible corruptibleness which have a little more corruptibleness in 'em [that's probably the most non-sensical thing I've ever typed]

I wish I could wear glasses.

Granted but you can not see with them

I wish i could see peoples lies

Granted, but now you can also see through everything, including machines.

I wish I could know everything.

@Starboy Yeah I got X-ray vision

Granted, but your brain explodes from the knowledge

I wish The Edmonton Oilers get the 1st overall pick

Granted, but everything else is now 2^nd overall pick

I wish I could have good dreams every day.

Granted, but you slept so much to have good dreams, you never wake up.( I guess thats a good thing.)

I wish I had the master sword.

Granted, but then you realize its a fake and you have to search longer in lost woods to find it. Only to be robbed by those damn thief.

I wish Nintendo would give me a Epic Member Status so I could test every game they do. Before ANYONE else. (Mouhaha)

Granted, but you had to test a remake of SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!! BWAHAHA!

I wish for a wish.

granted, but it was corrupted
I wish i was popular-er

Granted, now everyone is envious of you and resents you.

I wish everybody was a luma.

Granted... But we all get captured by Bowser. OH NOES!

I wish I had could jump as high as MArio.

Are you new, Arigner? If so, welcome to NintendoLife.
Granted, you hit your head in the ceiling and are stuck.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, whats a luma?

I wish, I can be a magical girl.