Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you get so overflooded with paperwork, that you resign on the first day of the job.
[I'll remember other people if ever they're gone, but I can't help but wonder if other people would miss me if ever I was gone?]

I wish to bring Atlantis back to the surface.

granted, but it's inhabitant's kill you and take over the world!
i wish i ruled the world

Granted, now it's been corrupted with Pikmin non-stop.

I wish I could be a luma permanently.

granted,but they decide to cancel your role in super mario galxy 2
i wish evryone was obsessed with Pikmin games

Granted, but then People become so obsessed with pikmin, that they committ suicide when threy get a Game-Over

I wish That the person who grants this wish disappears after he/she says "Granted".

@pikmaniac - awww!!!
@pikmaniac - granted, but now that's the only thing that they're obsessed with and now everything else is taboo.
@proto - granted. Question is: how are you here after having corrupted the wish? ... Ghost! [roflolinator, jk, proto]

I wish I could spread joy and happiness all around.

...........Granted, now everybody is painfully happy...

I wish I can tell Theblackdragon I'm horrible at blogging.

Granted, but when you discuss that with her, you start to turn very pink and are completely shy and can't talk.

I wish I could redecorate my room.

Granted. But all you have to decorate it with are Backstreet Boy and N*Sync posters!!!! lol

I wish my paper was finished!!!!

Granted, but you got a C.

I wish I had the Lucario`s powers.

[What's so bad about them?]
@gamerforgod - granted, your paper is finished all right ... it's finished being soaked in toner so no one will be able to read it.
@Chucko - granted, but you get so overpowered you can't ever use the powers.

I wish I could wear a hat right now.

Granted, but now it's superglued to your head.
I wish my pizza was here.

Granted: There is one slice left.

I wish for a Pet.

@jaw - granted, but you eat it, unaware that mushrooms and anchovies are all there is in the pizza, and you get a crummy tummy.
@wiibuddy - granted, but it becomes your master.

I wish I could always have nocturnal vision.

Granted, but you only see in black and green(both at night and day).
Man, i wish i could have my old GBA SP.

Granted but it breaks before you get it.

I wish, I can shape shift...

@AverageBleh - granted, your inability to wish has rendered you in permanent invisibility.
@George - granted, but you eventually lose control of your shape-shifting powers, which causes you to go to an asylum.

I wish for star-shaped flowers.

Granted, but they are on the other side of the world.

I wish my tootsies were chocolate bars.

Granted but they're carnivorous
Granted but they attract a lot of bugs.

I wish for a commemorative (I think I spelled it wrong) NES styled DSi