Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, instead you get tsud, which settles on the ceiling! It's much harder to clean.

I wish I had a Playstation 3.

Granted, but it's so cheap, that you rescind the offer of buying one [at $5]

I wish I could use my emoticon more often.

Granted. Now it's the only emoticon that you can ever use!!!! lol Not only that, but you can't even type text any more!!!! lol The only thing that you can type at all is that emoticon!!!! lol

I wish I could pause time.

Granted but Time Pauses you back.

I wish i had a 3DS.

Granted but you can only play it for 1 minute

I wish for the most advanced technology in 3010

Granted, but by the time it arrives, you die of very old age.

I wish I could have ice cream forever.

Granted. But it's all brussel sprout flavored ice cream!!!! lol

I wish video games were free ( in a legal way).

Granted, but they are so cheap that they are all broken.

I wish I could have a view inside a cartridge with x-ray vision?

granted, but when you do that to your brand new copy of Super Mario Galaxy 2, you discover it wasn't in the case!
I wish I Toy Story 3 would hurry up and come out..

Granted, but then it becomes a commercial flop because it wasn't completed.

I wish I could tan in the beach all Summer.

Granted. But you stay out in the sun for so long that your body completely burns away!!!! lol

I wish I had bought that copy of Rule of Rose on the PS2 for $14.99 when I saw it.

Granted, but you turn your head away for a second and it's gone, ruining your chance of making the purchase. [cheers up gamerforgod just in case]

I wish everyone could start and end their paragraphs with brackets.

Granted: They do it so much it gets annoying.

I wish for The Return of Ishtar to get an ESRB rating.

Granted, but then it gets cancelled in favor of Q*Bert.

I wish I wasn't thirsty.

Granted, but you quenched your thirst with a nice tall glass of molten lava, which is now burning you away from the inside out.

I wish I could come up with hilariously awesome corruptions like that more often (I'd post more that way).

Granted, but they're so hilarious that the readers barely get past the first four words and end up never reading it wholly.

I wish everyone was a luma.

Granted, but all Lumas are thusforth born without the arms that make them look like stars, so whats the point anyway?

I wish i had my innocence back.

Granted, now everyone is innocent, but you can't stand it.

I wish movies were released in widescreen for VHS tapes.

Granted, but nobody cares because VHS is DEAD!

I wish I was better at managing my time.

@Stuffy - okay, good point. But I was more referring to back when they were active. I meant I wish VHS tapes were all widescreen back then.
Granted, you become so good at managing time, that it blocks out all your fun time and you do nothing but work.

I wish everyone had blue eyes.