Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but each one gets stolen moments after being finished.

I wish I had a bus.

Granted but it has a capacity of one and that is for the driver.

I wish I could go outside with my Pokewalker

granted but when you come back inside you find that your save file of pokemon heartgold/soulsilver got deleted.

I wish that i had a cell phone

Granted but it spams error messages

I wish for the best idea for someone to wish for

granted but there is no more point to having this forum
i wish that i could sleep in the morning

Granted, but you end up skipping breakfast, which makes you so hungry, that you get cranky and easily annoyed and/or irritated.

I wish to climb a fence.

Granted but your shirt gets caught and everyone around you goes deaf.

I wish I had some frosting. (Yum.)

Granted, but it endangers your life by turning you into a frosting addict, ruining your health and endangering everybody around you!!!

I wish I could do magic card tricks.

Granted but the cards fly out of your hands and cut your ears off.

I wish I wasn't a frosting addict.

Granted, now you're a veggie addict; now you'll eat nothing but green. [Hard to believe I could hear that, considering my ears were cut off, lolinator]

I wish to make up good words.

Granted, they are good to YOU only.

I wish to come up with the world's most popular invention

Granted, but that invention has self-realization, and destroys the world.
I wish Dementium 2 came out tomorrow.

Granted, but then every single game is recalled after that.

I wish the Game Boy Advance had a much bigger screen ratio.

Granted, now it's extremely tall and isn't portable anymore.

I wish those days could come back once more / Why did those days ever have to go? (Stevie Wonder song )

Granted, now the Days of Daydom have arrived, barring all Nights of Nightdom [ ].

I wish I could make creative puzzles.

Nooo my nights are gone!

Granted, but they're so creative that even you forget the solutions and no one can solve them.

Oh I wish, I wish, I wish I had a fish.

Granted but it's a piranha and it bites your butt off.
I wish I had a Celebi .

Granted but it's a glitched, highly unstable level 1 Celebi which destroys your game the moment it's sent into battle.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you sooner wish you hadn't; for some people have thoughts of incongruity and naughtyness. D:

I wish I could wear a badge.

Granted, but it falls off when you least expect it.

I wish the person underneath me will live happily ever after.