Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but now you are an orphan and nobody loves you.

I wish I could dance like Tomena Sanner.

Granted, but then Tomena Sanner started doing lame dances so you did those too.

I wish I had a shiny new iPhone!

Granted,But it explodes into little pieces

I wish i had a Pinball machine.

Granted, but the ball is missing and there's no way to put a new one in.

I wish I wasn't so intensely bored right now.

Granted. You're falling off a cliff

I wish I had a PSP to play with

Granted, but I borrowed it before falling off the cliff.

I wish there was a trampoline belo-- splat
Too late.

I wish somebody would scrape my corpse off the ground.

Granted. You got eaten by carnivores.

I wish I was heartbroken for that PSP

No, I can't think of anything, you broke the wish thread. For that, you get a PSP hooked up to your heart. If you stop playing it, you die!

I wish I could hang out with Shigeru for the day.

Wish granted, but now you're being arrested for stalking him.

I wish this wish wouldn't result in a curse.

Granted, but you can never wish again.
I wish someone understood my last wish in post #73.

Granted, you now can grant three wishes and become a genie inside a lamp, only to be found ten thousand years later by Aladdin inside the Cave of Wonders.

I wish I could play Illusion of Gaia on the SNES.

Granted, but the cartridge blows up after playing half-way through the game. I wish Pho and Iz were my sockpuppets.

Granted, but then you're Corbie's sock puppet.

I wish for nothing.

granted, and you receive nothing for the rest of your life, no matter what you ask for.

i wish i didn't have to clean my house.

Granted, you're homeless now.

I wish I could speak every language in the world perfectly.

Granted, but you acosiate all the lanuages with all the wrong countries. So, you speak French in Mexico.

I wish for something.

You get something...ME!!

I wish dragon would stop whining

granted, but now her whining is replaced by your mother's. enjoy. >:3

i wish midday television didn't suck.

Granted, you now have an HD TV.

I wish to see every shade and light of blue all at once.

Granted. You can only see blue now

I wish Nintendo would make a new Mario game