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1. Posted: Wed 26th May 2010 05:46 BST
There was an old man named lz,whose heart was given to Des,And the tell you'll be told,will now unfold,as was lz's un-bare-able act.
Now lz was destined for another,a cowboy named Adam (an unholy terror),whose logic and poo-jokes frightened all.In the unfortunate event that he did doth causeus poor chatters were stunned to an unmitigated pauseand poor Des was forced into betrothal!
And what was this dastardly act, you ask?Well, one could hardly deny it was due to the flask,for Adam, unprovoked as he was,went posting "Poop" on our once-clean Backloggery walls!
Now lz, being a somewhat sensitive chap,got all huffy and puffy and decided to act,and promptly pulled down his rainbow colored pantsand wildly flashed everyone his ants!
Now Desiree, being the woman she is,decided to make her first foolish mistake,getting down to biz she promptly stated,"If lz stops mooning I'll consent to be mated!"
And the crazed madman now seeing his chance,seized it with the eagerness of a pony learning to prance,And now they live together ere after,insulting each other, while we drown in laughter.
Edited on Wed 26th May, 2010 @ 05:51 by pixelman
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2. Posted: Wed 26th May 2010 05:49 BST
I hate you, so much... it-it-- the f-- it-- flam-- flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-- breathl-- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...
Edited on Wed 26th May, 2010 @ 05:50 by theblackdragon
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3. Posted: Wed 26th May 2010 05:50 BST
I have but one regret - the absence of a certain Feenie
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4. Posted: Wed 26th May 2010 05:50 BST
Feenie would've saved me from this.
5. Posted: Wed 26th May 2010 05:51 BST
Now we has a love triangle
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