There was an old man named lz,
whose heart was given to Des,
And the tell you'll be told,
will now unfold,
as was lz's un-bare-able act.
Now lz was destined for another,
a cowboy named Adam (an unholy terror),
whose logic and poo-jokes frightened all.
In the unfortunate event that he did doth cause
us poor chatters were stunned to an unmitigated pause
and poor Des was forced into betrothal!
And what was this dastardly act, you ask?
Well, one could hardly deny it was due to the flask,
for Adam, unprovoked as he was,
went posting "Poop" on our once-clean Backloggery walls!
Now lz, being a somewhat sensitive chap,
got all huffy and puffy and decided to act,
and promptly pulled down his rainbow colored pants
and wildly flashed everyone his ants!
Now Desiree, being the woman she is,
decided to make her first foolish mistake,
getting down to biz she promptly stated,
"If lz stops mooning I'll consent to be mated!"
And the crazed madman now seeing his chance,
seized it with the eagerness of a pony learning to prance,
And now they live together ere after,
insulting each other, while we drown in laughter.
