Topic: Let's do the hot seat.

Do you drink nail-polish on a daily basis?

Halt! State your name, rank and favourite brand of cereal.

Have you ever split your pants?

what is up with kyloctopus' obsession with split pants?

He's trying to find someone who's done it more times than him.

What's your first name and how much do you like it? If you chose it instead of your parents, what would you call yourself. When I say this, I mean if you could go back in time and choose it what would it be?

It's probably just an odd fetish.

@Edward_Vayton
Tyson? Never heard that name before. I think you're confusing me for someone else.
@Reala
It depends, as my wavering in and out of existence may interfere with any and all commitment.
@Emeralds
Temporary electrician? No... I'm the temporary execution!
...I am a very painful way to die.
@malnin
...You know what? I've just been erased from reality.
So can we schedule the wedding for Tuesday?
@Edward_Vayton
I'm sorry... The octopus wizard who lives under my porch already called dibs.
@Kyloctopus
I would take a picture, but seeing Hell would just melt your face.
And as much as I want that, I have no phone service down here.
@theblackdragon
No. In fact, you are the only one who loves him. That is a scientific fact proven by my opinion.
@TeeJay
Because I just hate you that much. You still haven't friended me on 3DS.
@Retro_on_theGo
Wig out. Bro U just Jelly Jiggler over my Super Snot-Fo-U!
I'm so sorry.
@TheKungfumaster
Ha! Shows what you know. All my Oprah posters are in my wardrobe you loser!
@PurpleLink
OF COURSE!
@Nukerprime64
That's not a question. Therefore you are stating a fact.
So my name is State, I have a rank of Major State, and my favorite cereal is FIBER ONE!!!!11! Mmm...cardboard.
@Kyloctopus
No, but I've split yours.
@theblackdragon
What's with your obsession with questioning the questionable?
@pixelman
You lowlife. You aren't addressing me. Now, to repent for your crimes, go to the store, buy ALL of the Crayola Model Magic, and educate the elderly on the true spirit of Christmas.
Oh, and do this all while videos of the CD-i games playing in your brain in a loop.
@FonistofCruxis
My real name is NotTyson and if I were to go back in time I probbably wouldnt name myself Tyson anyway.
You know, because then people will lump me in with that Chicken Company.
And my dream in life is to be lumped in with beef companies. I do hope you understand.

So... how Awesome are you? Be serious, I need a full thesis report as to why you are that way with every detail intact.

Look at your left, a baby is sitting next to you, be aware, the baby has JumpMad's sad excuse for a logo on her forehead. It's strangely jumping, alot. What do you do?

@Karakato
I am more awesome than someone who can count to fourteen, but less awesome than Eiichiro Oda. That man is amazing.
Anyways, there is no way to explain my awesomeness in detail. I don't have enough tranquilizers.
@Klyoctopus
KILL IT WITH FIR-wait, it's a girl?
Hmm...
FIRE IT WITH KILL!
I'm sure that both the baby and Kill will have a great time.

What is your avatar meant to be?

The shattered remains of your soul deep fried in marshmallows.
Oh, and also DENGAKUMAN.

Have you ever eaten anything that gave you strange powers? (Water, Heal, Speed, PSYCO POWER)

What will you do with the bill you're getting for 100,000 packs of Crayola Model Magic?

Is it true you have a hidden stash of Cloud and Sephiroth fanfiction as well as exotic Tingle art?

If you answer Reala's question as "Yes" can I have the Tingle art once you die?

Why's the rum gone?

@Kyloctopus
I ate some fruit that turned me into a rubber man. Unfortunately I drowned. So my new power is being dead.
@pixelman
I'm going to wrap it with love and force feed it to you while a band of brutish monkeys play a symbolic rendition of "Never gonna' give you up."
@Reala
No.
@Kyloctopus
Yes.
@SpoonyPegasus
Because my Octopus Wizard turned out to be a Squid Warlock... He's still getting over the shock

ANYWAYS, I guess it's time to chose someone responsible and worthy to now sit on the Hot Seat...
BUT NONE OF YOU FIT THAT REQUIREMENT!
Oh well. Guess I'll just choose my friend Nolstalgia_on_aHandheld.

...That's Retro_on_theGo for all you not-so-clever people.
SO ALL OF YOU. laughs maniacally

Me? whoooa.