Topic: Let's do the hot seat.

@malymal Trying to eat them, but they're squirming around too much and won't go into my mouth >:[

I'll give you my soul if you put Fonist, Jumpmad, or Vay on the hotseat. (Having my sexy soul looks great on resumes)

pik kill ljm against my orders, do you understand?

Why are you so ugly?

Moar like why are you so sexy?

why is blink83 so ugly?

My answer would be a freak accident inside the home. The place went ablaze and blink was unable to escape in time before the fire left deep scars on their skin, leaving them scarred up and hideous for life.

If you were a different species than you thought you were, how would you react?

Why is Why is blink83 so ugly? so ugly?
Also, if you could lose to one aquatic death animal, what would it be, a Space Whale, a Laser Turtle, a Cyborg Penguin or a Ninja Walrus?
Also also, do you know where I can pick up some Strawberry Waffles in your dimension? I'm out of C batteries.

This is why the English language needs a word the can mean "he" or "she", but doesn't have the non-human connotation that "it" does.

Is there something of yours that you always keep handy, no matter what?

Oh WOW pikmaniac. Good job hiding THOSE there. You obviously thought I wouldn't notice. But I can see THOSE right there, plain as day.
What do you have to say for yourself?

Why is Vay ugly (On the inside, of course)

Do you know what they say?

@Reala Sure thing
@ze- blink83 I was dropped on my head as a baby
@Vay my abs are nothing compared to yours
@tbd I don't have the time to list the reasons unfortunately
@Vay surprisingly accurate, bud
@rudydog13 I've never been so stubborn as to not accept new things, so I would imagine I would take it rather well.
@TysonQ7 A ninja walrus, just to try to atone for my walrus-murdering ways
@Squid Why, yes, there is this one item I never leave home without
@TysonQ7 Why were you looking in my pants to begin with? D:
@Kyloctopus I dunno what 'Vay' you're looking at, but it's obviously not my Vayton-poo~
@RPGShaymin Nope

Woo, what a bunch of emotionally charged questions u__u

And with that, I pass the hot seat to my buddy blink83 for submitting the most well-thought out, original, and thought-provoking question of them all n__n

Punches Blink83 in the nose

That's for insulting my pikky! So here's my question:

How will you deal with the excrutiating pain of a broken nose?

Before I'm gone I'd like to answer at least a couple questions

@uglyfacedude: a sexy hunk like you breaking my nose has long been a fetish of mine, so I thank you
@Blue_Ace: Ponies = sunflowers
_{watch the profanity, please — TBD}

all right, so in a twisted turn of events, blink83 just self-banned. pik, you'll need to pick someone else, i'm afraid.

Me!

Cough, Cough
Oh, please, don't mind me...
Just kidding. Pick me.
I won't shatter any Cornucopias if you choose me!