Topic: Let's do the hot seat.

Lord / Dictator of Madness - Which do you have more of? Jack Tretton Plushies or Barbies???

Have you ever split your pants?

U mad if i don't have a question?

Nothing against the truth, I just hadn't noticed any of those comments from you recently. Also, if those comments aren't failed attempts at fake trolling then what are they?

@DJM Is Pushsquare your favourite website?

@malnin
I have transcended my humanity a long time ago, and as for puny....thats not what your mom said Zing!
@kirbs
Oh yes, I do enjoy my ponies, brushing the hairs on their heads... after I have rip them out of their bodies.
People pay good money for pony head meat. Mahahahahah! ...err..umm... next question!
@TBD
When you become this mad, your body can't hold it all in, but please don't be scared, it won't bite much >:]
@TeeJay
ME?! Dictator/LordJumpMad an awful speller?
Sir, I have gone a level beyone spelling, I can spell every word in the world with one word, and that word is Madness!
so git er rite.
@Reala
You ask me to open my heart, and pour out my deepest desires, what makes me the dancing mad person that I am!
The story begins with dream of creating the world's most successful Troll.... and they succeeded!
Since then, my existence is to lay waste to everything and everyone thats unfortunate to cross my path! My madness shall spread like wildfire, no one is safe!
Mahahahaha err...yes, I hope you got your awser.
see you soon.
@CorporalPegasus
Oh yes, nothing brings a tear to my eye like a good slaughtering, and you can't spell slaughter without laughter!
@bezerker99
Of coruse! right next to my M.Bison plushies
@Koops3
I splt other people pants,...you might want to check yours.
@battLeToaD
Am I mad?
Not at all.
I'm beyon mad! Next question! (╬ಠ益ಠ)
@FonistofCruxis
Of couse! its a place for real gamers

Keep the the questions comming, the seat is only getting hotter!
I just wish the last person to use it would have atless flush it first >:[
And we're out of paper! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

When will your ballet classes have a spot available?

I need to practice.

ahem thanks for nothing jerk,
beyond*
answer*
split*
beyond*
coming*
it*
(X3=

do you enjoy this? of course you do, why the heck are you out of my basment?

So from Jumpmad to LordJumpmad to DictatorJumpmad... Where will you go from there? BronyJumpmad perhaps?

@Aviator
Not at the moment no, but I'll be happy to teach you the "Dancing Mad"
As a Dictator, you have to stay in Mad shape u_u
@Emeralds
Your a bane of my existance! ಠ︵ಠ
Also, you left a nasty mess on this hot seat, Don't bring food or drinks here!
And we're out of paper >:[
@Karakato
I think PresidentJumpMad has a nice ring to it.
ಠ‿ರೃつ⑩

Come one and all, ask what you want, and I will answer!
Don't hold back, do your worst! I'm sure all of you want a peice of the all mighty JumpMad, and heres your chance.
Just don't blow it.

I'm sure you get this a lot, but when did you become so beautiful?

Ha, in your face, I don't wear pants

What's with your delusion of total control of Nintendo Life? Yes, it is a delusion.

...I rest my case. >:3

@Jumbif
Being Mad makes you look younger.
you should trying doing it more.
@Nukerprime64
What you call delusions, I call part of my plan.
From this day forward, I shall rule as emperor of Nintendo Life!
soon to be rename SonyLife
@TeeJay
You never had a case to begin with, now run along before I'll make hot dog meat out of your pony friends >:[

@Jumpy: How many ponies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What was the best thing you ever did in your life?
Oh and I've never been on the hot seat (yet) How hot is that seat your sitting on?

What is the meaning of life?

His trollbutt oughta be on fire by now

How do you like my cool new username? I added a Y an L, a C, a T, and a U and mixed them all up to make one sexy username. The number 3 in the old name died due to lack of sexy.

How did you become so crazy as to think you're a good troll?