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Topic: Let's Australianize!

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Machu

Rolf Harris, what a dag!

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Rawr!

Trin

What is it, sort of like convict Marmite?

Trin

JayArr

Terranigma wrote:

JayArr wrote:

Vegemite.

'nuff said.

According to Wikipedia, it's also highly addictive and has caused many fatalities across Australia. Is it that bad?

It is nastiest most foul gross rancid putrid grotesque horrindous awful vile substance ever created.

[insert 25 Cents here to play]

Machu

Nothing is worse than brussel %$*£in' prouts!

And might I just say (so as to get back on topic), as a Brit who loves Marmite. Vegemite is waay nicer. Mmmmm!

Rawr!

Terra

I love Marmite too but I've never tried Vegemite before. I also hate Bovril

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FATEM

It's kind of stupid how people argue about what makes an Australian. The truth is that it doesn't where you come from or what language you speak. You are only a true Australian if you have a mate whose name can be shortened to Bazza. Everything else is just frippery.

Also Martin Luther King australianized (Aussisied):
"Oi Bazza! I just had a beaut idea!"

FATEM

Chunky_Droid

@FATEM: Funnily enough I have a friend called Barry

@JayArr: How much Vegemite did you have? It's seriously a lot nicer when spread thinly over a bit of butter or margarine, a big mistake a lot of us do to tourists is smear a crapload over the bread and expect them to think it's great.

Personally I can eat the stuff with a tablespoon

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Aviator

Ahh Vegimite, the smell of it just sends my senses a flurrying. I have no idea what your on about it being crap, I agree however if you are referring to iSnack 2.0.

Now, lets break into simultaneous song;
We're happy little Vegemites
As bright as bright can be.
We all enjoy our Vegemite
For breakfast, lunch, and tea.
Our mother says we're growing
stronger every single week.
Because we love our Vegemite.
We all adore our Vegemite.
It puts a rose in every cheek!

QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

FATEM

I think that the majority of Australians would not object to that being changed to our National anthem seeing as the majority of people know that better than the second verse of 'Advance Australia Fair'

FATEM

Chunky_Droid

It's horrible, my primary school never sang the second verse of 'Advance Australia Fair' so I never knew of its existance until about 4 years ago, I was 22 at the time, lol.

If the Vegemite song doesn't get put in as our national anthem, can I suggest the Neighbours theme?

Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours,
With a little understanding, you can find a perfect plan.
Neighbours, should be there for one another.
That's when good neighbours become good friends.

Chunky_Droid

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FATEM

Ugh I hate neighbours! What about a mash-up of stories from A Current Affair for our national anthem?

Why your cat may be trying to kill you,
Teenage mums with missing limbs,
What's being done about these immigrants,
Satanic peadophiles teaching at your primary school gym.

FATEM

FATEM

Did you try it spread thin on butter?

Also: Barack Obama
"Yes we can"= "She'll be right"

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FATEM

Trin

I suppose you lot sort of Australianized Isaac Newton, you had your own version in Alf from Home and Away. Ok, Alf may not have written anything to rival Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, but if there was a incident at the Summer Bay Caravan Park , he was always there to offer advice!

That's sort of the same thing.

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Trin

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