Topic: Let's Australianize!

In the spirit of Aussie Batman, I decided to make a thread designed to Australianize things that are seriously unAustralian, like Batman

Is this racist? Probably, but I'm Australian, so make fun of me!

I'll start with Aussie Batman from the Bad Movie Lines topic

"This here's me pride and joy, she's me Batmobile!"

Well. We already Australianized Asylum seekers. Stupid K. Rudd

lol, well at least they didn't go with Turnbull's idea, massive groan! I hate that guy

Indiana Hogan?

Australians aren't a race, so no, it isn't racist .

I loved it when he stood out in Bradfeild saying thank you. Best finger I ever gave.

No. Z is the new S. LETS PUT A PATENT ON IT!

Aren't Australians just evil New Zealanders?

GOD NO. WE DONT SAY FUSH nd CHUPS

Something tells me that this is going to be a bad idea, yet funny at the same time. Go Aussies!!

As an Englishman I feel I must say to all Australians - we made you, and we can crush you like a bug. LIKE A BUG!

So don't you go getting any ideas about winning the Ashes back, because they are staying in England, where they belong.

Thank you, and goodnight.

The thread title made me think of the Chemical Brothers song Galvanize -

World, the time has come to...
Throw a shrimp on the Barby...
World, my finger, is on the button...
Ready to switch from Neighbours...
To Home & Away...
Push the button...
The time has come to...
Australianize!

Post of The Day

@Trin: It doesn't matter whether we beat you or not, you guys are such sore losers that you won't let us bring the ashes over here!

@Aviator: Yes, let's patent it! Because Z makes everything badazz

And the Chemical Brothers should officially change the lyrics of their song

As an Englishman I feel I must say to all Australians - we made you, and we can crush you like a bug. LIKE A BUG!

I think the aboriginals, asians, africans, americans, middle easterners and south americans that live in this country would disagree with that "we made you" statement.

If you spend enough time in Sydney or Melbourne you realise pretty quickly that Australia is way too multicultural to be "white" any more.

LIKE A BUG!

here's lookin at you.

Vegemite.

'nuff said.

Oh, god. I got tricked into eating that once. Never again.

Australia summed up in one man
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