@Pro': What exactly is this glue made of... oh my god... I just realised... you are a MONSTER!
Demand dictates supply, my dear boy. I tried sticking them on with rubber bands and Blu-Tak, but it turns out they're toxic to all forms of equine life. Who knew?
I'm going to bed now, but before I do, one last bit of truth - I haven't had a single drop of alcohol tonight. This is me being sober. Fear for our children, Machu...
Now how the heck is a man made of pixels supposed to ride one of those? How inconsiderate and thoughtless, Prosody. I demand a pixel pony in reparation of my injured feelings.
I should have mentioned this earlier Prosody, but I don't want kids (there's enough of the lil *******'s about already), just someone to grow old with and buy matching rocking chairs, that'll do me.
I promise, I didn't have any alcohol last night - Machu's teasing is intoxicating enough.
All pony orders are being processed as we speak, but there was an extra difficulty with the unicorns in that all the ice cream cones PETA ordered me to use as their horns spontaneously combusted. It'll be a few weeks until I can get some more in.
There will be no Sleipnir. You can keep asking, but it's much easier to make a two-headed pegasus than it its an eight-legged horse. Would you be happy with two four-legged horses? That way they could both go in different directions if they wanted to.
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