Topic: Let's all relax with...

PONIES FOR ALL!

Yes, even you. You're welcome.

A mini-horse?

I feel another mega-hit thread coming on...

YAY!1!!
You actually kept your drunken promise
EDIT: I claim the first second third!
Can mine speak? Like Samuel L. Jackson?

Can mine have wings?

Whee, ponies for all!

I like Prosody! He's silly!

Rule one - ponies cannot speak. They can only murmur, and sound like an idling lawnmower when doing so.

Rule two - ponies cannot have wings. They have skis instead.

Rule three - drunken promises can only be fulfilled whilst still drunk. Time for vodka!

I'm scared...

I like him because of his silly attributes as well.
On a relevant note, I'm capable of horsebackriding, so I might manage.

Ponies have skis?! I'll have mine with skis, plz.

ok in that case i shall take my pony right now! Weee skiing on a pony is awesome! and it can mow my front lawn!

CURSES iv been foiled again! Can I have a wyvern then?

The ones with skis aren't getting shipped until next week. Until then we've got two ponies with rollerskates and one wearing Heelies. They were a real pain to fit.

How long untill the unicorns are in?

Well, I suppose a skiing pony will have to do

EDIT: Dibs one of the two with roller-skates instead

Unicorns are out until the EU approves the glue we use to attach thei... err... Unicorns are in next week

I know what I'M having for dinner! Thanks, Prosody!

@Prosody send me a regular one i have skiis and can melt to its feet

@Sober Prosody: Look what you have done! I remember you saying something that implied you hated randomness. You are now confusing me!

PS: I want the one with heelies