Topic: Let’s create a world...

All video games are rated M and made in Indonesia.

Shrimp fly around everywhere

In this world, chocolate teapots....are actually useful!

The chickens in this world - strangely tall to you or I - stopped laying eggs a long time ago, yet continue to reproduce at an alarming rate.

Scientists have theorised that they’re being artificially inseminated by the ‘The Mariah Scaries’ group; the motive remains unclear but goes a long way to explaining why the chickens have such a fondness for throwing tantrums and karaoke.

The world maintained prosperous trade relations with Alderaan but is growing concerned because no trade ships have arrived from the world in quite a few years. There was talk in the Altlantean parliament of sending a ship to investigate, but the motion remains in committee.

On the other hand, this worlds goat milk has the weird side effect of greatly increasing testosterone in humans. Which means kids can’t legally drink it.

It may also cause hair loss in women, among other things.

Scandal rocked the government recently when a tabloid discovered that the president was created using the metal from old & disused urinals.

Dismissing the story as “fake news” the president explained that rather than “guzzling it down because it brings back fond memories” as some critics have suggested, he likes to drink urine ‘because it’s sterile & he enjoys the taste’.

In this world, Riddley is too small for Smash.

In this world, Half Life was released but Smash never was.

In my fictional world, Soccer was Never exist due to the Creator (Me, myself) didn't allow that sport to be exist.

The latest fad to sweep the world is the ‘used teabag diet’ - instead of eating calorific meals, dieters instead suck heartily on a second hand teabag for 5 whole minutes, 6 times a day.

The creator - who remains suspiciously anonymous - advocates that using someone else’s teabags greatly enhances the benefit as your body will work much harder trying to eliminate foreign bacteria.

Scientists - and indeed tea lovers - remain unconvinced.

@BrainOfGrimlock That is amazing, great job

Gilbert Godfrey is the voice of Kirby
Call of Duty is point and click mystery series

Everyone wears power gloves, but they don’t know why.

After a long time out of the public eye, MC Hammer materialised on this world and gained incredible fame, wealth and notoriety for his rewrite and reboot of the Holy Bible...

The highlight for many critics was the inclusion of a saviour who brought happiness to the people using ‘saxophone-infused hip-hop’ and paperclips.

The revelation that the newly renamed ‘gee-zeus’ had adopted the moniker ‘Colonel’ and opened a chain of fast food stores was less well received.

Boris the Johnson build a mansion in the himalaya, but he removed all mountains due to them obstructing his view

All oceans on this planet have been made only a foot deep so children can't drown in them. The art of swimming has been lost through the ages.

@BrainOfGrimlock Really awesome pic

The Force is real and Jedi and Sith alike occasionally cause trouble. Most recently Darth Turnipus led a revolt in Canada. But his revolt was put down by Jedi Master Miyamoto, who was visiting for a gaming convention and the announcement of the joint Nintendo-Philips CD-less CDi 3 which used cartridges and was portable.

The entire Bible is a movie saga, with Danny DeVito as Jesus and God, every disciple being a Despicable Me minion, and Adam Sandler as everyone else.
Edit: The tie-in book is the Gru Testament.

Humans don’t reproduce. Babies are made with alchemy and household appliances.

‘Gordon’ has been revealed as the most popular baby name this year, largely due to a mistake made by Gordon Ramsey (who’s returned to his home planet) during a live cooking show...

Viewers following along at home were slow to realise that ground viagra mixed with old spice and asparagus would in fact not result in a delicious spicy marinade, only an infant with a proclivity for swearing.