Topic: Kill Bob

Heres yet another random forum game called kill Bob, basically someone will come up with a way to kill an imaginary character called Bob the next person will have to save Bob then come up with a way to kill him, heres an example:
Guy:I get a T-Rex to attack Bob
Next guy:A meteor hits the T-Rex
I throw Bob in to a fiery pit...and so on
Ok got it? I will start
I hire a ninja to assassinate Bob.

@Larkin I assassinate the ninja with my ultimate ninja skills.

I hire Chuck Norris to kill Bob.

I put Chuck Norris in the naughty corner

I throw Bob into a volcano

@Larkin A giant eagle swoops bob from safety.

The giant eagle plans to eat Bob.

I hold the giant eagles babys hostage and only give them back if the giant eagle becomes a vegetarian

I trick Bob into eating a nuke which will explode in 3..2..1

I swap it with a marshmallow.

I get a piano to fall on Bob.

I turn off the gravity

Because there is no gravity Bob goes hurtling towards the sun

I switch gravity back on.

Bob starts his descent back to Earth from 20,000 feet.

Bob is saved by a giant trampoline.

Bob is running away from a mob.

A giant nuclear explosion kills the mob and Bob manages to hide in a very deep hole.

The cave in the hole starts to collapse with Bob still in it.

But miraculously Bruce Lee saves him.

Then suddenly a bunch of angry nuns attack Bob with rulers!

The Pope - who happened to be passing by at that moment, takes pity on Bob and calls the nuns off.

Suddenly, Bob is struck by a freak tornado.

Freak tornado freak dissipates.

I do nothing to Bob, using the logic that if he has survived all of the above, he'll probably die when the next person attempts to save him.

I place a repelling force field around Bob which cannot be disabled, and Bob starves to death.

I sue the force field for all its worth and it commits suicide. Bob revives.
I prove Bob guilty and he gets the death penalty

Bob is not sentenced to be executed for 10 more years, he has much time to consider how he reached this point in his life.

He wakes one night to find his cell-mate standing over his bed...

[Instert dirty joke here]

Instert

Instert?

Luckily the cell-mate just gives him cookies

I make a doomsday device that blows up the universe