He was telling me how surprised he was that the New Play Control thread got so heated. We were laughing about it. He said, "Someone just wanted to make another $20 off of Pikmin. Is that so bad?"

Nice guy. He brought pizza.

Why does he always stop at your house and not mine? Chickens can't eat pizza!

Chickens do eat corn, though, and corn (along with mayonnaise... gag me) is definitely a Japanese-style pizza topping.

Whose side are you on!

Iwata just called. He's bored and he asked me for a good WiiWare game to download. I said World of Goo, and he said, "What's that?"

I couldn't believe mine ears.

I invited Iwata round, but he couldn't come in because of the hoards of attractive women standing outside my house. Oh well, every cloud.

This probably makes more sense if you know that I'm a heterosexual male and not an obese penguin as my avatar suggests.

Why were they standing outside your house and not inside it, CowLaunch?

My giant hammer intimidates them. They are beguiled by my presence nonetheless.

Who is Iwata? Your postman? - Ah, I see. The pizza delivery boy.

You're not a penguin, CowLaunch? It's a shame, I was about to challenge you to a beak fight.

I thought cock fights were illegal.

So you're not an androgynous penguin as your avatar suggests, but you do carry around a giant hammer as your avatar suggests. I'm getting a mixed picture here. Anyone else think he's lying to cover up his penguinity?

i think he's scared of getting his butt kicked. he's seen those epic chicken fights on Family Guy, and he's nervous about Chicken Brutus' skills. :3

It's true, I really am a Penguin. I may be able to swallow absurd amounts of matter, but only now can I swallow my pride.

Iwata did visit, and he told me to stop inflicting pain upon Dream Land just because of my severe emotional problems which revolve around my penguinity.

Worst of all, Iwata has taken my hammer away, and the attractive women. He's had a busy couple of days.

@theblackdragon

How many chicken fights have there been on Family Guy now?

@CowLaunch: 3 or 4 i think, if you count that punch Peter gave him on accident in the episode where he went to the past (the one where Brian sings 'Never Gonna Give You Up'). :3

Doesn't it feel good to be honest for once, CowLaunch? Don't worry, I won't let anybody pick on you. You just need time to come to grips with who you really are. Which, in this case, is an extremely fat penguin in a bathrobe.

Also: am I the only one who thinks the chicken fights in Family Guy would make for a really awesome video game? Actually there was a Family Guy game, wasn't there? Was that in it?

there was indeed! apparently, Ernie the Angry Chicken was the main villain. It was on xbox, PS2, and the PSP, and it garnered itself a 53, 51, and 50 on Metacritic in each respective incarnation. ouch.

Crikey, that game racked up some high age ratings as well: BBFC: 15 ESRB: M17+ OFLC: M PEGI: 18+.
If there was just a Chicken / Peter brawler though, that would be ace.

Also: on that wikipedia article linked in the above post, I accidentally clicked on the link to "breast augmentation surgery"... oops.

Note: the "accidentally" wasn't sarcastic, but the "oops" was.

@Chicken Brutus
That would be pretty funny aha ha.
The first chicken fight in Family Guy was good, it wasn't too long and random, which is what i love.
But then the second 2 were actually 5 minutes each. WAY too long and it was pretty boring. Not funny, not that entertaining and too long. Aw well Family Guy sucks now.

Iwata called me in tears a few minutes ago, asking if he could come over. I had to tell him no, I'm in Tampa for a week for business reasons. He said he just needed somebody to talk to.

So I asked him what's up. Turns out he's really busted up over the 10 pages deleted from the New Play Control thread.

I told him, "Don't worry, man. It was just people talking about cake and making jokes about classic movies."

And he said, "I know. But that was my favorite part."

Then he asked if he could visit me in Tampa. I told him no. You don't want to seem desperate when it comes to people like that.