Topic: It's official. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore getting divorced.

Tony, you should read American Gods.

This is Sara Leal, the foxy source of their divorce. I could have told you she was blonde before I looked it up. Whenever we cheat we always go for the opposite of the woman we are currently......... uh, with. Can't blame him really, they were married for six years! That's fooooooooorrrrreeeeevvvvveeerrrr to be with just one woman. D:

But whats 6 years on a woman whose a million years old?

But she's not even attractive. And she wasn't 6 years ago.

Maybe Ashton realized the money and media attention wasn't worth it. That and she only has a few years left before she gets a full head of grey hair. And grey in hair in other places. Ew.

_{Like her upper lip. Ew.}

I could be with some Older with me (3-5 years) but that age difference would be a short exchange. Same thing with someone who has kids.

Demi just had her 49th birthday, she's not ancient. Last I saw her, in a movie called Happy Tears, she still looked quite hot. Not as much as the woman next to her, Parker Posey, but still pleasant on the eyes. Maybe it's just me, but I think she's started looking better with age. She, Courteney Cox, and I'm sure others I'll think of after I post this.

As someone who tends to like women older than himself, I was hoping to see a May/December relationship like this work. I shouldn't use a Hollywood relationship for a standard-bearer, though. I think most of them (not saying it's so with Demi/Ashton) are more like business mergers, or publicity tools. When one party can no longer benefit from the other's presence, or embarrasses him/her with a public affair, it's splitsville. May be cynical, but I am a cynic.

You will all enjoy reading this recent article on what Demi Moore's doin' now...

That's totally ancient!

I did some Wikipedia searches and found that Kutcher is 33, and Moore is 49. Ancient or not, that is a 16-year difference.
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I still can't tell if this thread being made is a joke or not.

I still can't believe somebody would be so broken up about people they don't even know getting divorced.
Then having the thought to make a topic about it.

Since when did this turn to personal attacks? Celebrities are people too ya know.

Breaking News: Celebrity A divorcing Celebrity B. Celebrity C rumored to be the reason.
_{did Tony_Vayza lose to JayArr in fantasy football or something? lol}

This is worse than when Steve Jobs died.

Celebrities are about 70% plastic. Deal with it, bro.

Not recently. He actually crushed my fantasy football hopes and dreams last week.

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