Honest Question. Please inform me of the Pleasures (or lack there of) of ingesting the sustinance known as "pie". The only pies we robots know are the gears that turn our metallic hearts.
pie like bacon is a heavenly edible substance brought to man kind. great thing about pie anything can be made in a pie like your own delicious custom desert treat thing. can be the typical apple pie cherry blue berry pecan you can even combine the other heavenly edible substance bacon in a pie. pie is a very beautiful thing now go complete your life try some pie
Pie. Pie is a substance used to restore the most broken people through rejuvenation, starting with the taste buds, then radiating through every cell of the human body. Pie, as few people know, is actually an acronym, although the words that create this acronym are ancient, even more-so than the language Acronymisheseican. The words that compose P.I.E. are all written in the language of Gibberispeakian; the words "Poncathetallicallius", "Ispedianalimabidis", and "Eulochionalichial". Obviously, since language has progressed far, from such ancient words, close translations of each word would be "purity", "indispensable", and "elegant" along with a few other ideas attached, but I cannot explain the entire culture of the Gibberispeakians, so that will have to do. Obviously, with such potent, medical qualities, it should be clear that the consumption of Pie is a wonderful occasion, however, the over-consumption of Pie can have negative health effects, due to an overabundance of happiness in the human body. Is Pie delicious, yes. So much that you're taste sensors would short circuit. You'll need to steal someone's tongue to appreciate it, robots. Simply put, Pie is as intangible as the final digit of the value it share's its name with.
Pie is far better than cake, no exceptions. I'll request a birthday pie. I don't care if kids cry. Apple pie, cherry pie, and blueberry pie are among mankind's greatest achievements.
Not the crust though. A bite of pure crust, no filling, is akin to kissing Satan. On the mouth.
This. Just this. +2 for you, man!
And who says pie is better than cake? CAKE?! Eat a piece of chocolate cake glazed with vanilla cream sprinkled with toppings.
Pie?!
God first.
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Eat a piece of chocolate cake glazed with vanilla cream sprinkled with toppings.
Gross. How can you stomach so much sugar and sweetness? I feel sick after like 4 bites of cake.
Still a relatively young man, so I can process sugars like the next person. Besides, I can scrape off the vanilla cream and eat only the chocolate cake. Nearly not as sugary.
God first.
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Eat a piece of chocolate cake glazed with vanilla cream sprinkled with toppings.
Gross. How can you stomach so much sugar and sweetness? I feel sick after like 4 bites of cake.
Still a relatively young man, so I can process sugars like the next person. Besides, I can scrape off the vanilla cream and eat only the chocolate cake. Nearly not as sugary.
I'm not even sure it's the sugar for me. I love Dr. Pepper, which is like half sugar. I just can't stand sweet foods! Not a fan of candy either for that reason.
Maybe it's a balance of things. One of my favorite cocktails is the French Connection, which is half amaretto and half brandy. Amaretto by itself is incredibly sweet, like liquid candy, but the brandy gives it a nice soft burn. Southern Comfort is good too, nice mix of sweet and spicy.
It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!
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