Topic: Impossible Video Game Goals

I was just wondering if anyone else was like me and have video game-related goals that they know they will never accomplish for one reason or another (too hard, no time, etc.)? I have two.
1. Once I get and beat the two Oracle games (the only Zelda games I have never played or beaten), I want to play and try to 100% every Zelda game in chronological order (by storyline, not release, so starting with Skyward Sword).
2. I want to 100% and get the best ending on all three Metroid Prime games on Hard difficulty.
I would love to do these things, but I'm pretty sure I never will. Not because it'll be too hard but just because life will get in the way and I won't have time, and new games I have never played will usually take precedence over old games that I have. Well, that and completing all the crazy "Find 100 or so whatevers" side quests that they have put in basically every Zelda since OoT might drive me nuts, too. I think because of those the original Zelda and Zelda 2 are the only two I have ever done everything.

I could never roll up 1,000,000 red roses in We Love Katamari. Just never had the patience...

Everything in F-Zero GX

Catch all the Pokémon in one of the newer games without using internet trades..

Play Kid Tripp

Rank 1st on a world online leaderboard on any game without glitching, cheating or boosting.

Play Bit.Trip Runner (at least in Complete, I don't know about other versions). The levels have max scores, and the early ones and bosses are easy to get. There are about 10 million tied for 1st, but you'll be one of them!

Do all chapters on Kid Icarus at 9.0

Catch 'em all

_{But somehow, I just gotta}

Play every video game. Ridiculous but I wish I could just experience every title, but there's just not enough time or money.

At this point I wonder if I'll ever even get through my backlog.

New Super Mario Bros. 2's Impossible DLC.

Play Fortune Street or Mario Party 9 without getting mad at the insane amount of bad luck that comes upon me.

Don't really have one, but maybe I should, so I'll go with bringing my headshot and alt form kills to 100,000 in Metroid Prime Hunters. I already have well over 100,000 kills standing up and 100,000+ enemy kills in the single player.

Get all the trophies in brawl (pretty simple actually) and finish the maze level of subspace- also relatively easy, but I can never complete because It feels like I'm just redoing the whole game!!
Also I have a challenge for everyone who owns it-
1. set up a game vs. a level 9
2. add to other brawlers and make them level 1
3.defeat the level 9 without any of the level 1s dying, then defeat the two level ones.

It's possible using the transfer with the GBA port from Ruby and Saphire, plus the DS games. My brother has collected every single Pokemon available thus far(without cheating), since they gave away Deoxys yesterday.

@LordJumpMad
I completed F-Zero GX.

At the moment I'm finding some of the speed runs on NFS MW extremely difficult, especially for both of the Bugatti Vayron's.

Yeah, except I never got around to playing the GBA ones..

Cough-Cough...

(It's all about knowing the right games and doing some intensive training.)

ANYWAYS: I really wanted to get to the end of a Neo-Geon in Cladun X2 and I almost succeeded. I have no idea how anyone is supposed to complete a Tri-Geon though.