Topic: I'm bored.Tell me a joke please.

There was a guy that walked in a house and farted. He said "did you here that? That was an a**ho** talking s**t behind my back."

what is black when you buy it,
red when you use it
and gray when you throw it?

charcoal

@Kid_A: Heh.

what is the best thing to do when you woke up and 1,000,000 $ is scattered all over your bedroom?

-sleep again so it would become 2,000,000 $

Ok, these are getting bad enough that mine won't be the worst.
You hear about the guy in the accident at the upholstery factory? He's fully recovered.

@Vendetta: LOL! That's way better than the previous ones.

Ha! Thanks pixelman! I'll quit while I'm ahead then.

I don't get it...

I'll right, I'm about to lay my trump card!

1. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side

2. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the girraffe, and the other to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Platypus.

Platypus who?

I AM A PLATYPUS! HEAR ME GROWL! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

@pixelman - that was FUNNY

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
--It's cute, but can you really breath out of that thing?

if elephants die , ants will come over to the elephants body and try to do stuff right?
but if ants die..will elephants do the same thing?