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Topic: I'm bored.Tell me a joke please.

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J-Man

41. Posted:

There was a guy that walked in a house and farted. He said "did you here that? That was an a**ho** talking s**t behind my back."

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JustYourAverageBleh

42. Posted:

what is black when you buy it,
red when you use it
and gray when you throw it?

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pixelman

43. Posted:

@Kid_A: Heh.

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JustYourAverageBleh

44. Posted:

what is the best thing to do when you woke up and 1,000,000 $ is scattered all over your bedroom?

-sleep again so it would become 2,000,000 $

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Vendetta

45. Posted:

Ok, these are getting bad enough that mine won't be the worst. ;)
You hear about the guy in the accident at the upholstery factory? He's fully recovered.

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pixelman

46. Posted:

@Vendetta: LOL! That's way better than the previous ones.

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Vendetta

47. Posted:

Ha! Thanks pixelman! I'll quit while I'm ahead then. ;-)

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MetalMario

48. Posted:

Vendetta wrote:

Ok, these are getting bad enough that mine won't be the worst. ;)
You hear about the guy in the accident at the upholstery factory? He's fully recovered.

I don't get it...

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Kid_A

49. Posted:

I'll right, I'm about to lay my trump card!

1. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side

2. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the girraffe, and the other to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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Toon_Link

50. Posted:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Platypus.

Platypus who?

I AM A PLATYPUS! HEAR ME GROWL! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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JustYourAverageBleh

51. Posted:

@pixelman - that was FUNNY :D

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Kid_A

52. Posted:

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
--It's cute, but can you really breath out of that thing?

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JustYourAverageBleh

53. Posted:

if elephants die , ants will come over to the elephants body and try to do stuff right?
but if ants die..will elephants do the same thing?

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