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41. Posted: Fri 3rd Jul 2009 06:53 BST
There was a guy that walked in a house and farted. He said "did you here that? That was an a**ho** talking s**t behind my back."
42. Posted: Fri 3rd Jul 2009 15:29 BST
what is black when you buy it, red when you use itand gray when you throw it?
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43. Posted: Fri 3rd Jul 2009 15:53 BST
I made Kid Tripp! PocketGamer gave it a 9 out of 10! You should totally buy it now!
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44. Posted: Fri 3rd Jul 2009 20:25 BST
what is the best thing to do when you woke up and 1,000,000 $ is scattered all over your bedroom?
-sleep again so it would become 2,000,000 $
45. Posted: Fri 3rd Jul 2009 20:36 BST
Ok, these are getting bad enough that mine won't be the worst. You hear about the guy in the accident at the upholstery factory? He's fully recovered.
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46. Posted: Sat 4th Jul 2009 01:16 BST
@Vendetta: LOL! That's way better than the previous ones.
47. Posted: Sat 4th Jul 2009 04:24 BST
Ha! Thanks pixelman! I'll quit while I'm ahead then.
48. Posted: Sat 4th Jul 2009 04:34 BST
I don't get it...
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49. Posted: Sat 4th Jul 2009 04:35 BST
I'll right, I'm about to lay my trump card!
1. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side
2. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the girraffe, and the other to put the clocks in the bath tub.
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50. Posted: Sat 4th Jul 2009 16:41 BST
I AM A PLATYPUS! HEAR ME GROWL! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
51. Posted: Sat 4th Jul 2009 22:32 BST
@pixelman - that was FUNNY
52. Posted: Sun 5th Jul 2009 05:38 BST
What did the elephant say to the naked man? --It's cute, but can you really breath out of that thing?
53. Posted: Sun 5th Jul 2009 07:36 BST
if elephants die , ants will come over to the elephants body and try to do stuff right?but if ants die..will elephants do the same thing?