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Topic: I'm bored.Tell me a joke please.

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J-Man

There was a guy that walked in a house and farted. He said "did you here that? That was an a**ho** talking s**t behind my back."

J-Man

Vendetta

Ok, these are getting bad enough that mine won't be the worst.
You hear about the guy in the accident at the upholstery factory? He's fully recovered.

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Vendetta

Ha! Thanks pixelman! I'll quit while I'm ahead then.

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Wii / Speak / Music: 3991 9961 5576 0184 · · · · Mario Kart Wii: 3609 8999 1445· · · · · · · ·Alien Crush: 1934 4006 9660
The Conduit: 2622 0458 3119· · · · · · · · · · · · · · Water Warfare: 4726 5832 1608· · · · · · · Onslaught: 0388 6842 8268

MetalMario

Vendetta wrote:

Ok, these are getting bad enough that mine won't be the worst.
You hear about the guy in the accident at the upholstery factory? He's fully recovered.

I don't get it...

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Kid_A

I'll right, I'm about to lay my trump card!

1. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side

2. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the girraffe, and the other to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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Toon_Link

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Platypus.

Platypus who?

I AM A PLATYPUS! HEAR ME GROWL! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Toon_Link

Kid_A

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
--It's cute, but can you really breath out of that thing?

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