Anyone got any good ones.It's Monday and I'm bored. Here's one for you guys.
Look I was raised a catholic and when I was a little boy the thing i didn't like about church was all the sitting down,standing up,kneeling sitting down,standing up,kneeling sitting down,standing up,kneeling
I just wished the preist would've picked a postion and f*****d me!!!!!!!!!!
I did post this is the religious views thread but i think thats died although Chicken B + Cowlaunch seemed to like it.
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At the age of six I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six year-old?
...I don`t get it?
'i was left an orphan' can be read two ways: (a) his parents died (and he was left an orphan) (b) someone literally left him an orphan (out on his doorstep, perhaps)
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(Mine will be cute.) A Guy named Barney Buildrick is a school bus driver & he drives a special bus there are sesame street characters on it. (ex. Bert & Ernie Elmo Big Bird.) On his first stop he picks up these twin girls there both Fat & named Pattie (they get on the bus.) 2nd stop he comes up to this kid named Ross he says "Hi I'm Ross & I'm Special." (he gets on) 3rd stop he picks up A Kid named Lester he says "Hi I'm lester I'm special." (& he gets on) So as Barney drives them to school he looks in the mirror seeing lester with his shoes & socks off. Barney asks "What are you doing?" Lester says "I'm looking for bunyons." So he takes them to school takes them home comes home & his wife asks him how his day was He says "Well I Had Two Large Patties Special Ross Lester Picking Bunyons on A Sesame Street Bus." XD!!!!
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(Mine will be cute.) A Guy named Barney Buildrick is a school bus driver & he drives a special bus there are sesame street characters on it. (ex. Bert & Ernie Elmo Big Bird.) On his first stop he picks up these twin girls there both Fat & named Pattie (they get on the bus.) 2nd stop he comes up to this kid named Ross he says "Hi I'm Ross & I'm Special." (he gets on) 3rd stop he picks up A Kid named Lester he says "Hi I'm lester I'm special." (& he gets on) So as Barney drives them to school he looks in the mirror seeing lester with his shoes & socks off. Barney asks "What are you doing?" Lester says "I'm looking for bunyons." So he takes them to school takes them home comes home & his wife asks him how his day was He says "Well I Had Two Large Patties Special Ross Lester Picking Bunyons on A Sesame Street Bus." XD!!!!
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