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1. Posted: Mon 22nd Jun 2009 20:09 BST
Anyone got any good ones.It's Monday and I'm bored. Here's one for you guys.
Look I was raised a catholic and when I was a little boy the thing i didn't like about church was all the sitting down,standing up,kneelingsitting down,standing up,kneelingsitting down,standing up,kneeling
I just wished the preist would've picked a postion and f*****d me!!!!!!!!!!
I did post this is the religious views thread but i think thats died although Chicken B + Cowlaunch seemed to like it.
Edited on Mon 22nd June, 2009 @ 20:09 by OldBoy
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2. Posted: Mon 22nd Jun 2009 20:38 BST
Bad Joke # 34685:
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3. Posted: Mon 22nd Jun 2009 20:50 BST
At the age of six I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six year-old?
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4. Posted: Mon 22nd Jun 2009 20:52 BST
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5. Posted: Mon 22nd Jun 2009 20:53 BST
...I don`t get it?
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6. Posted: Mon 22nd Jun 2009 21:00 BST
If she's old enough to be seven, she's old enough to be eight!
7. Posted: Mon 22nd Jun 2009 21:04 BST
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8. Posted: Mon 22nd Jun 2009 21:07 BST
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9. Posted: Mon 22nd Jun 2009 23:24 BST
LOL nice one.
And I hope everyone realizes this thread is just for that jokes competition nintendolife is holding.
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10. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 06:12 BST
Don't see how no one realizes this is the funniest joke here lol very nicely done
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11. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 06:21 BST
JohnnyB wrote:At the age of six I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six year-old?...I don`t get it?
'i was left an orphan' can be read two ways:(a) his parents died (and he was left an orphan)(b) someone literally left him an orphan (out on his doorstep, perhaps)
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12. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 06:35 BST
@theblackdragon once again you've come to the rescue
13. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 06:50 BST
@DaDun: i thought that joke was pretty funny myself :3
14. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 07:21 BST
Bad Joke # 34685:Q: What's black and white with red all over?A: A zebra with diaper rash!Eyepatch guy from Harvey Birdman: "Ha! HA!"o_O
"Eyepatch Guy's" Name Is Phil Ken Sebben btw.... "Ha Ha cookies on dowels"
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15. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 07:38 BST
JohnnyB: those are some pretty good ones
In line with the site, I present some knock knock jokes. (though you'd have to be in person to do it well)
PAWNCH!!!!! (and then you punch (or otherwise hit) whoever you're telling the joke to)
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16. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 07:39 BST
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17. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 08:06 BST
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"Pass the boob please." But anyway, I know a great one.A girl walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the bartender gives it to her.
18. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 08:13 BST
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19. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 08:25 BST
(Mine will be cute.) A Guy named Barney Buildrick is a school bus driver & he drives a special bus there are sesame street characters on it. (ex. Bert & Ernie Elmo Big Bird.) On his first stop he picks up these twin girls there both Fat & named Pattie (they get on the bus.) 2nd stop he comes up to this kid named Ross he says "Hi I'm Ross & I'm Special." (he gets on) 3rd stop he picks up A Kid named Lester he says "Hi I'm lester I'm special." (& he gets on) So as Barney drives them to school he looks in the mirror seeing lester with his shoes & socks off. Barney asks "What are you doing?" Lester says "I'm looking for bunyons." So he takes them to school takes them home comes home & his wife asks him how his day was He says "Well I Had Two Large Patties Special Ross Lester Picking Bunyons on A Sesame Street Bus." XD!!!!
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20. Posted: Tue 23rd Jun 2009 08:30 BST
Lol wut?Nice avatar BTW OP.
Edited on Tue 23rd June, 2009 @ 08:33 by Kim_Jong-Il