Topic: If you could break a world record...

What would it be? Pretty self explanatory.

Beating Hank Chien's score in Donkey Kong.

I'd like to break the world record for most world records broken.

Creative . I knew it was coming anyway.

If I could I would break the record for most chicks laid in one night.

Now THAT was unexpecting.

The world record for most Clocks in one room

I'll like to break the world record for no you didn't.

@Bowsotnik Oh yes she did! Snaps fingers in Z formation

@Mick - not exactly G-rated, but anyway...

I hope to beat every single one of my Star Parodier high scores no matter how many times I play it.

Biggest "something" ever! Then I wont have to work, ever. I would be just laying around getting paid to show my thing off. You know the good life.

Really...I thought it was the obvious choice.<.<

Two words: Wilt Chamberlain

_{You can infer from that whatever you like.}

Keepie uppies

Non-stop flatulence.

I'd love to have the world record for beating Chuck Norris in an awesome-ness contest, but that is humanly impossible.

Fattest person to ever live.

Nicest person on Earth.

Good luck, my dad's already working on that one and sadly... it's going well. XD

Something along the lines of ' Owns the Most Metroid Memorabilia'...