Topic: I think any video game can be educational.

Altered Beast taught me that if you take too many steroids, you turn into a vicious animal.

Pokemon taught me that shoving animals into small containers and flaunting how awesome I am at doing that was a quick way to get into fights with police officers.

_{Officer Jenny is so damn hot!}
I mean... yeah! Animals in small containers. Trouble with police officers!

I learned to drive from Mario Kart

So you're the s%&( that keeps smashing my windscreen with blue-painted turtle shells on my Sunday drives.

Could be worse. What if she learned to drive from the Burn Out games?

Custer's Revenge taught me about Cowboys and Indians. Very educational.

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventure taught me that my friends are a**holes.

^^Does it cost more then the rupees you'd usually get out of those vases. Very funny though.

I learned that I can kill just about anything by jumping on it. Even if it's as big or bigger than me.

Cave Story taught me that you never pour water on a fire that's in a fireplace.

Thanks to playing Mario games, I was able to skip years of boring training as a plumber, now I earn a living from the various trade skills I learned in Mario, making a fortune in plumbing, might play Duke Nukem 3D next, see if I can find any career prospects from playing that.

I learned from the Half-Life series that I'd have the hottest chick in the universe fawning all over me if I just kept my damn mouth shut.

And, uh, toppled dictatorships with a crowbar.

RPGs have learned me that true heroes and villians take turns in beating the everloving ^#$% out of each other.

what about action rpgs?

What about 'em?

Aren't they edumatcaitonal?!

In Bejeweled, I learned dropping precious metal upon precious metal of the same classification causes them both to disappear

I learned from Time Killers and Bloodstorm that you can brutally murder someone but they'll be just fine by the next round.

I learned in Super Mario Bros that jumping on turtles makes them withdraw into their shell and you could use the shell as a weapon

Cheetahmen taught me that cheetahs are some of the most worthless things put on the face of this earth.