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TeeJay

CowLaunch wrote:

AlexBelmont wrote:

I have soft hair, and girls like to feel my hair (is that weird?) shouldn't that make things easy, or just weirder?

I get this, and yes it is useful, but you can't rely on maternal instinct alone.

There are a few psychological tricks you can use on girls. For instance, if you go up to her and introduce yourself, that acts as a mental trigger, and then she'll want to introduce herself. Conversation ensues from there, and if she finds you attractive, you make out.

You: "Hey, I'm [insert name here]."
Girl: "Ohai, I'm [insert name here]"
Girl: "I think you're attractive. Let's make out."
You and girl proceed to make out

If you add me, I need to at least know you or I won't add you back.

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Raylax

HEY I SAW AN ADVERT ON THE INTERNET THAT SAID THERE'S A SECRET PHRASE THAT PSYCHOLOGICALLY MAKES GIRLS WANT TO MAKE OUT. IT WORKS, RIGHT? I TRIED IT ON THE GIRL IN THE COFFEE SHOP BUT SHE JUST BLANKED ME. GUESS THAT MEANS SHE'S A MAN.

CAPS LOCK IS SEXY, BY THE WAY. THE LADIES LOVE IT.

Edited on by Raylax

Raylax

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CowLaunch

5 years ago I bought a cape that made any girl find you attractive. I only found out yesterday that it was not the cape at all, it was me all along, I just had to believe in myself!

CowLaunch

Raylax

CowLaunch wrote:

5 years ago I bought a cape that made any girl find you attractive. I only found out yesterday that it was not the cape at all, it was me all along, I just had to believe in myself!

Wait, you mean...

The cape took over your mind?

Raylax

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SpentAllMyTokens

I think if we've learned anything today, it's that a videogame site is not the best place to ask for dating advice.

I am way too lazy to think of something clever.
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theblackdragon

Token_Girl wrote:

I think if we've learned anything today, it's that a videogame site is not the best place to ask for dating advice.

any day we've all learned something is a good day in my book. good luck with the girl, moomoo123 :3

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