No thank you.

Oooh! Can I have some?
kimjongilf&...

You sure?

I have sent the pictures to all 4 of you guys,don't get any ideas!

Can I borrow her for a night? =þ

@ SuperSonic1990

To you I am just a stranger on a forum, and you don't really have any way to know if my advice is good or not. But trust me, the following wisdom I have acquired over years of experience, reading, and discussion. It will be helpful to you.

1. It isn't really a good idea to search for love. Love comes when we least expect it. You shouldn't have to try and find it. It will come when you are ready. I know it can be lonely, but just try to spend time with friends/family if you don't have a girlfriend.
2. If you insist on searching for love, it is a much better idea to do so in real life, rather than on the internet. Go out to places where a girl you would like would be.

3. A long distance relationship with someone you have never met will inevitably leave you disappointed and wanting more, especially as you become more emotionally invested. Learn to accept and approve of yourself as you are, without a girlfriend, and your confidence will grow.
4. Just speculating here, but if you find yourself to be nervous, embarrassed, etc. about the prospect of asking out a girl in real life, start by hanging out with a group of friends that includes guys and girls. And just talk to the girls as friends with no romantic expectations. This will build your confidence as well.

Good luck!

Boo to providing real and maybe even valuable advice.

lol positive.

Sorry,even if I said yes she wouldn't go for anybody but me.
Besides,she's mine.
You come close to her and I will send a 1000 copies of It's My Birthday to your home.

Well, SuperSonic, i've read all the thread... I'll give you some advice.

Distance relationshis arent the best idea, because you cant know exactly what's your girl doing. But if you want to continue, i wont say anything.

Also, if she leaves, you, rememeber that is not the end of the world. Think of the things that where wrong in the relationship, spend some time with friends, family and yourself, and when you are ready, give it another try with love.

By the way, this reminds me a lot to Densha Otoko.

Oh, and i suggest not to invite her here, she may discover this thread and it will be hard to explain. You shouldhave your own space each other. With my ex, i didn't go to the sites she went, and she didnt went to the sites i go.

Then I will find 1000 suckers to sell it too, then buy a pony and a golden carriage and sweep her off her feet. And you would have been the one that paid for the ponies! On the subject of rainbows and ponies, I just got reminded of Peggle. I have urges.

@ Zoipi
With my ex, i didn't go to the sites he went, and she didnt went to the sites i go.
What's it like going out with a hermaphrodite?

@ Everyone
I realised I'm being a real asshole in this thread. Cya, i'm off to play Clean Asia. Or Peggle. One of them.

I love how It's My Birthday references are still getting made. Game is making ripples, ah-tell-you-what.

Oh, snap, missed an "s"... edited.

I was in a long-distance relationship for four and a half years. We're getting married in three weeks.

Long distance relationships do work if you work at them. I say good luck to you both.

Incidentally, forwarding photos of your girlfriend to members of an Internet forum is a move unlikely to net you major points with the girlfriend. Keep them to yourself and don't worry about proving to others that you have a girlfriend. I speak from experience that it leads to problems!

I'm going to pretend I'm not still here...

Keep quiet, this is pretty funny to watch.

@Kim Jong: there's only one website I can think of with "you spin me right round" playing, and I don't see how that's at all related.

@SuperSonic1990: Tell her a joke, that'll make her happy. For bonus points, make it Jacko related.

ive seen the photos
shes HOT
but shes all yours

I vote Clean Asia. Cactus will rule the world someday.

How long?

US-Philippines long or like able to make it in a car ride long?

Lies and slander.

Any girl who you can't appreciate their guy taking her pictures and sending them to random people on some forum certainly isn't worth his time.

Not as long as some here, admittedly - no oceans to cross or anything like that - but from one end of the UK to the other. Does it make a difference?

Nope I'm just very interested in your love life.