He allowed me to test the Vitality Sensor on his new secret game,Wii Shock! Basically,the Vitality Sensor shocks you,either a little bit or too much,depending on how fast your heart is beating!! So,I tried it out and it SHOCKED [!!!] me and I immeditely passed out from all the joy that wonderful shock sent me. I woke up,told Miyamoto to get rid of it,and told him to release Super Mario Galaxy 2 sooner. This is the TRUE reason that Iwata was embarrassed to show the Vitality Sensor
naah, Iwata was embarrassed to show off the Vitality Sensor because we double-dog-dared him backstage to put it on his middle finger and flip off the audience with it, but he chickened out.
he now owes us all a drink. make sure you call him on it next time you see 'im.
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[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
Darn,Miyamoto wouldn't allow any cameras in the room,shame on him! I just called Iwata and I think he is too drunk to give me a drink,how sad. I also got to see the new Zelda Wii game. The mature Link is now 10 years older,drinks beer,and uses the Vitality Sensor daily.
Miyamoto just sent me an email with a press release of a new game,Nintendo Chickenball! The game is being made by Team Ninja and will star Samus,Princess Peach,and Zelda in bikinis! The only secret character is Iwata dressed up as a Pikmin. The ball is none other then ChickenBrutus! The main villan is Superman.
@BellGoRiiing: see the 'Iwata stopped by the house yesterday' thread... having fun/trying to be funny is the whole idea. :3
BEST THREAD EVER future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
Darn,Miyamoto wouldn't allow any cameras in the room,shame on him! I just called Iwata and I think he is too drunk to give me a drink,how sad. I also got to see the new Zelda Wii game. The mature Link is now 10 years older,drinks beer,and uses the Vitality Sensor daily.
Now that he's supposed to be so much mature I wonder just exactly what's he putting in that Vitality Sensor?
Anyways, truth be told Miyamoto didn't offer you a drink because from what I understand he says you get a little "touchy-feely" afterwards. He says "NO MEANS NO"!
@WolfRamHeart-The Vitality Sensor will be used during the dating simulator mingame between Chickenball matches. The girls you can date are Samus,Zelda,Peach,Midna (she is also a playable character),and Princess Ruto (her too). Sorry,but Iwata will not be datable due to legal issues. The main playable male character is...DUKE NUKEM!!! @GreyElephant-I thought Miyamoto offered me wine,but he must have given me grape juice instead!! That sly dog!!
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