Topic: Genie in the lamp, grant me my wishes!

Completely non-gaming related topic, basically just a little idea i had.

If you had a genie lamp, and he could grant you one specific wish, (not like "grant me all the wishes ill ever have lol) what would that wish be.

Try not to post consecutively or be foul.

To start, I wish Streetfighter 4 came to Wii tomorrow!

I wish for the ability to travel through time when my mustache gets too long.

I wish for Zelda to be real and be my permanent girlfriend.

I wish I could be in Hyrule (after link defeats Ganon)

Good luck. Talk about a high maintenance chick.

@Thefox at least its not peach lol, wow, the trouble you'd go through

I wish i was an academic prodigy (without any social issues) so id never have to do work and id get 100%

Almost every wish is gaming related. Even the guy who said this topic is not gaming related. Irony.
I wish Chicken Brutus would knitt me a sweater

I wish I could buy anything whenever I want, whenever I want.

How about a never ending harem of women?

I wish for a genie that would grant me unlimited wishes that wouldn't go corrupt.

i wish i had an unlimited amount of money!!!

(game buying spree anyone?)

Isn't that more of the monkey's paw deal for the wishes to turn out corrupted from their original meaning or purpose?

I wished I would have never had the bicep tear that I had earlier this year.

@gabegreens lol too true
@Apocalypse YOWSERS O_O

Anyway, I wish I would grow to 6 feet and be my school's bball team star

I wish my username were GabeGreens and that everyone else to think it always was GabeGreens except me

What's your size?

And I'll need your mailing address, of course.

Oh, and your banking information, social security number, and mother's maiden name.

I wish for the ability of manipulating life into any video game I want. That pretty much grants hundreds of other wishes too.

I smell something fishy...My fishsticks must be ready

I wwish Chicken Brutus to knit me a swetter, post a picture of him wearing it, and then ask the questions

To Be The next Shigeru Miyamoto

I wish I had a girlfriend. Feeling a little slow at 20 and never been on a date...