Samus' standards are too high. She will only allow players to see her in a bikini suit if they beat the game at the fastest time (don't remember how fast). Why bother with that when players can just see girls in bikini in that Dead or Alive Extreme game minus all that hardship
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"Don't make enemies, they'll stab your heart; don't make friends, they'll stab your back. Including me, including you, all men are trash. Don't love; don't be loved. Have nothing to do with other; live in isolation."
you realize that the first DoA Xtreme game came out nearly twenty years after Metroid, don't you? back in the day, Samus was so awesome that the point wasn't just seeing her in a bikini, the point was that she was a girl underneath all that armor, lol.
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Yeah, the only way they could get that plot twist across was the bikini. it IS Nintendo after all. You're not getting any more than that, even in Other M.
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Yeah, the only way they could get that plot twist across was the bikini. it IS Nintendo after all. You're not getting any more than that, even in Other M.
Oh, god, please let there be a high res bikini Sammy at the end of Other M.
The best strategy in the game: go up stairs and pause balls.
...That's strange. Last time I checked Metroid was a sidescrolling/first person adventure series, not a H-game. I must be such a fool for thinking that.
Also it amuses me that the OP considers a girl has 'high standards' if they don't run around half-naked for the pleasure of random men all the time.
this. :3 Back in the day, her in her bikini was pretty risque, lol
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She doesn't have high standards, she just doesn't feel like whoring herself out so people will buy her games. She's classy, hot, and wrestles space pirate leaders, and that's why she's the best role-model for girls in a video game.
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She doesn't have high standards, she just doesn't feel like whoring herself out so people will buy her games. She's classy, hot, and wrestles space pirate leaders, and that's why she's the best role-model for girls in a video game.
The best strategy in the game: go up stairs and pause balls.
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