Topic: The Potty Thread that Deeply Disturbs lz

Are you too cool for the western bathroom traditions? Well you fit in right here. I have a treat for all of you. Thanks to these tips, you can go potty like the Japanese guy youve always wanted to be. Not only that, you can also view your waste as living matter who become friendly with you. Make every potty time a celebration! Have fun!

I've seen this before. It is the greatest children's short ever.
Isn't there one about how the tiger is in a store and needs to go too?
I love how the parents just watch him go. And how the toilet talks to him. Genius.

Yes, but Im not sure if it is appropriate due to the fake subtitiles

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

By the way, feel free to post any potty tips that you have to offer!

Dont reach in to collect your dropped possessions. Unless you've done it before your incidents.

Keep pushing down till it comes out!
Whatever you do, don't eat the talking brown potato blob, no matter how tempting it is.
Despite what the cartoon depicts, talking to your toilet isn't a smart thing to do. He tells you lies. It also disturbs people outside of the bathroom.
By all means sing the oom-pah-pah song when you're finished.

If your in a public bathroom, make sure to poo on the toilet that looks like a treadmill.
Make sure your parents are always cheering on you to do your business.
Whenever you take a dump, make sure confetti comes out of the sky.

Yeah I can't do my business without a team cheering me on. Sometimes it takes extra help. We gotta get through this together.

Amen

That freaked me out, lots!

That freaked me out a LOT.

Hilarious.