We all know spam email is annoying, but occasionally I receive something that is worth reading because it's just so bad...that it's funny.
At my old temp office job (last day was yesterday), my email address apparently used to be the exact same as a manager, so I received some real oddities. o_o Before I left for good yesterday, I saved one of them that was my favorite:
"Subject: Requested update.
Quote:
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
Vonnegut from The Sirens of Titan"
Needless to say, I almost busted out laughing when I read this one. I seriously wondered what the guy was registering for when he was supposed to be "working".
Any favorites that you guys have?
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I don't get many spam e-mails, but my old roommate got one of those scame e-mail from somebody posing to be a prince of a country in Africa or something like that. Just send me money so I can do whatever the heck it was they wanted to do, and then I will pay you back a hundred-fold. Yeah right.
(By the way, Dez, I hope you like the new old avatar. )
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
I don't get many spam e-mails, but my old roommate got one of those scame e-mail from somebody posing to be a prince of a country in Africa or something like that. Just send me money so I can do whatever the heck it was they wanted to do, and then I will pay you back a hundred-fold. Yeah right.
I know a guy from Zimbabwe who HATES Nigerian's because of all the scams "they" come up with. heh When I posted my '04 STi for sale on Autotrader, I got a few scam phone calls. They were hilarious.
Whew...for a whiIe there I thought you might never see it. Glad to see you like it! I thought you might.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
We all know spam email is annoying, but occasionally I receive something that is worth reading because it's just so bad...that it's funny.
At my old temp office job (last day was yesterday), my email address apparently used to be the exact same as a manager, so I received some real oddities. o_o Before I left for good yesterday, I saved one of them that was my favorite:
"Subject: Requested update.
Quote:
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
Vonnegut from The Sirens of Titan"
Needless to say, I almost busted out laughing when I read this one. I seriously wondered what the guy was registering for when he was supposed to be "working".
Any favorites that you guys have?
That quote seems like its from a book by (Kurt) Vonnegut. I read one Kurt Vonnegut book, actually I read only about 15 pages and I don't regret stopping. As you can see from the sentence, his books are pretty much nonsense stuffed together, but a lot of people find it funny.
I do not know why but I get a lot of Enzyte and Viagra spam mail. Not sure how they got my address as it probably is not too hard for them get anyones email address. Its aggravating to an extent. But I have it set up to where it goes automatically to my spam folder.
I do not know why but I get a lot of Enzyte and Viagra spam mail. Not sure how they got my address as it probably is not too hard for them get anyones email address. Its aggravating to an extent. But I have it set up to where it goes automatically to my spam folder.
I once got a spam message titled "Tetris gaming skills needed". Normally, I never open spam, but I was so curious I had to open it. Turned out it linked to an adult Internet site. Somehow, Tetris has never seemed quite so innocent since.
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