Ever had any dreams where you're in a Nintendo game? Or you're playing a Nintendo game? Or Iwata murders your cat? If so, I'd love to hear about it; assuming, of course, it's at least mildly amusing.

I had a dream where Miyamoto was showing off a new Zelda game (in my living room), and he came out dressed as Link, complete with sword, shield, green tunic. It was pretty dorky. Anyway, after he shows the trailer (which I'm pretty sure was just bunch of random clips of Link running around in circles in different locations), he invites Cammie out to show off some gameplay, and while she's walking out, he accidently cuts her head off with the sword. Then he checked her pulse with the Wii Vitality Sensor (okay I made that part up ) I woke up and just sort of giggled to myself.

Yeah I am usually Bowser and I am going some random hot chick. And along comes Mario and ruins the damn thing.

There was this one time I was driving a kart in Mario Kart and I kept getting hit by the blue shell over and over and over, I finally woke up though.

After playing an afternoon of F-Zero GX I had a dream I was Captain Falcon and I kept getting falling off the track to hear RETIRED !

Its a good thing this was just Nintendo related dreams because the others are pretty bizarre.

I had a dream about Smash Bros. I was being Mario fighting Luigi. Luigi used some kind of Smash Move that had me attacked by a swarm of fuzzies.

RETIRED!
lol nice one.