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Topic: Dumbest Jokes you have ever heard,

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blockhead

Just list the dumbest jokes you can think of

Q. What do you do when life gives you lemons?

A: Make grape juice and let life wonder how you did it

blockhead

GC-161

All those Wii jokes circa 2006 were pretty dumb but the fact that some ppl still tell them TODAY is even dumber.

GC-161

Noire

Every joke I have ever made in my life.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

blockhead

PhoenixSage wrote:

Every joke I have ever made in my life.

then lets here some of them!

blockhead

Moco_Loco

Why did the girl date the mushroom?

He was a fun guy.

(Say it out loud if you don't "get" it.)

Moco Loco
If you find yourself spiritually drifting (as I was for far too many years), remember that Jesus can and will walk across the water to reach you and bring you back to shore.

Kaeobais

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese .... freaking KGB commercials .....

The best strategy in the game: go up stairs and pause balls.

Buster13

I've heard many, many terrible jokes. But if I wrote them all down, this post would be the size of a book. So I'll just post one of the middling ones:

"So there were two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin said, "Dang, it's hot in here." and the other responds, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"

Edited on by Buster13

Flipnote Code: Right, Down, A, Up,B, Right, Left, X

Master_Barney

There is a snizzle in my jizzle can you put your zizzle in my bizzle?

Edited on by Master_Barney

Master_Barney

BleachFan

How do you throw a party in space?
...
You plan it!

I'm working on a game that's coming out soon!
Cipher Trailer

FATEM

@Adam- I hope that was a joke. If not then I'll feel like an idiot for laughing at nothing.

FATEM

Master_Barney

Why is a banana yellow??? because captain banana who is half robot half rodent has a yellow cape.

Master_Barney

Noire

Terra wrote:

Anything which goes "Your Mum" or something along those lines. Seriously, it just makes you sound desperate more than anything.

I'd make a 'your mom' joke right here, but I've been told not to do it on the forums, so you are spared.

For now.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Rensch

What is red and circular in shape?

A blue square...

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ShinRPGGamer

anything from disney that is not animated sence 2003

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blockhead

keep um coming guys !

blockhead

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