Topic: Dry Bachelor Party Ideas

Lame.

Also, why are you asking us?

Ask the other groomsmen. They (and you) know the groom much better than people on the internet will.

Because the internets is perfect and everybody are have teh good graamer.

I don't recall the theme of this forum being, "Whine About a Bachelor Party Without Booze and Strippers."

Alcohol is disgusting anyway.( looking at you vodka) Who cares about strippers just get bacon. Bacon is amazing. If not bacon then a gravy fountain.

This is a good point. Why ask us? If you don't know him well enough to be able to put together a bachelor party he'll be pleased with, why did he appoint you his best man in the first place? No offense or anything, but you'd think a guy would choose someone who knew him inside and out to be his best man. :/

Everyone, behave yourselves. @Des and I are going out for steaks.

Be back shortly.

Waaaaaaaaaait! Take me with you! D:

Don't hold the bachelor party in a lake

So far, this sounds like an excellent party. Who needs brain-deadening beverages and trashy women when you can have a great time with some of your closest friends. If you're still looking for ideas, might I recommend the movies or an amusement park? The park could be a bit expensive, but make sure the other groomsmen chip in, too.

Guess have bible study

Watch the movie "The Game." Then reenact the movie "The Game."

I would imagine he HAS asked the other groomsmen and is just looking for whatever wacky ideas the internet can throw at him. No harm in getting more options, and now he knows about steak if he had not previously (I imagine that would be like waking up from a lifelong nightmare).

Perhaps while eating steaks you could have fully clothed women dance unprovocatively and serve drinks that taste as gross as beer without the intoxication part.

Cat + Laser Pointer + Steak = Epic Bachelor Party

I wanna be the guy the movie the game?

He lost me at "party"

This man is ingenious. You are planning my next party.

3 Words: Naked Poker Domination. You play 5 rounds of Poker and the three that come out on the bottom have to strip and run through the streets singing "I Feel Pretty" at the top of their lungs. The best part of this is that you drive them 10 minutes away from where the party is held before letting them out, fully nude. You then tell them they only have to run and sing to the end of block before turning around and getting back in for a speedy getaway. Naturally, once they reach the end of the block you drive the hell out of there and leave them on their own.

Failing that, Russian Roulette. You're really handicapping me here with the no booze and no strippers.

^And this is why it's a bad idea to ask the internet. It's also why it's fun.

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_{i went a good year without losing dammit}