Topic: Craziest thing happened to me......

So, I'm going to McDonald's to get like, three McChickens or something. I'm hungry and poor. When I get there, there's a line so I lean up against the wall facing the line and wait my turn. As I'm waiting I see this dude, big dude, six feet, full facial hair looked to be about 20, muscular build with a fitted cap on eating at a table. I don't know what made him catch my eye, prolly because he was the first thing I saw when I looked to the left. I look back and in comes these loud, loud girls.

There was four of them, maybe five, I don't remember exactly but it was more than three. They're talking about something or another, I tried to zone them out since every other word they said was a curse word and at an age that looks no more than 16, it becomes grating on the ears. Anyway, after them "getting tired of waiting on this long a** ****ing line! HAHAHAHA", random laughter after every curse ~_~;, they walked over to the guy. I couldn't hear what they said but the loudest one(I guess the one that's flirting with him) called him "cutie". Now, I don't know why, he said this very low in a soft spoken tone, and even with the resteraunt being.. not quiet, I heard him say this clearly.

"Don't eat my fries."

I glance over again outta curiousity and one of them begins cracking up and reaches over and takes another one of his fries. He then stands up. The same one that began laughing like a maniac then slaps his hat off his head. Now, what happened next is something that I will repeat many times in stories. but had to be seen to be appreciated. He just swung his massive tree trunk arm and just knocked the girl out. I mean, it didn't even seem like a punch. He just lifted his arm and then it seemed like his arm just teleported to his left. The girl fell back and was caught by her friends. They were screaming all sorts of crap at him. Only one I remember specifically was, "WE GON' GET YO' A**!!!" That was said like, a ton of times. I looked at his face to see his expression and he had the same default expression he had from when he was eating. He just walked over to his hat, picked it up, brushed it off, put it back on his head and began eating again. All the while, these girls are dragging their friend out the resteraunt.

A few people laughed, the older people spoke amongst themselves and I was just replaying the situation over in my head still trying to get over the fact that this guy who looks like a damn boxer just knocked out this girl without even so much as blinking. About 20 minutes pass. 20 minutes. Really? I was tempted to leave the line and go to Subways or KFC or the Chinese Resteraunt, but I really wanted the McChickens. So I get in line and finally order. I then walk to the side to wait. The counter was sticky from spilled soda and I didn't wanna mess up my jacket, so I walk back to the wall to lean. When I get back there I once again catch a glimpse of outside. There's a freaking MOB of girls outside. didn't see the girls from before but it didn't take no genius to figure out what they were there for. I walk to the back of the resteraunt to look out the window and get a better look. There was no less than 20 girls out there. I counted and gave up after 15. 20 or so girls outside, 30 tops. None of them looked any older than 17, atleast the ones I saw. I look back to the other corner of Mickey D's and see the dude placing his tray on the top of the garbage. He's about to leave. As he's walking towards the right exit(where they're all at) I walk over to intervene. I dunno why, I just felt it was the right thing to do. "Yo man! Those girls're outside with all their friends!" He said next and I quote:

"Pfft, I don't care about them *****es." And he walked outside. I power walked back to the window and saw him just standing there facing down the crowd. Then one of them rushed his and like before, his arm just teleported and knocked her out. Then began the most incredible thing I've ever seen. He was just swinging left and right. And with each swing, he KNOCKED OUT another girl! They didn't fall, they were freaking knocked out. One punch EACH. He got atleast 10. One of them hopped on his back and eventually they took him down and they just finished that man. They stomped him, beat on him, they did what they did but he went out like a damn soldier. Don't know what happened after that but all I know is I saw enough and went back to the counter to wait for my food.

I know it was a group of females and it's a guy that looks like he could pass for a boxer but still, they brought it on themselves. You only can be a gentlemen for so long. Chivalry is dead. That man knocked it out.

tl;dr Boxer beats up girls. S*** was so cray.

O.o is all i can say.....

Don't mess with a big man's fries.

^lol

Dude deserves a medal. Honestly, the first punch was unwarranted, but I gotta admire his epic crowd control skills. This story is a perfect reason as to why I hate teenagers (well, all kids in general, lol).

Seriously though, were the cops called? Did the other customers/staff do anything to help calm the situation?

Whoa... at McD's? They didn't stop this? 0_0 And you said there was a lot of people in the line... 0_0

Did they kick his Mc Nuggets after that?

What a stupidly violent way to act, I would have taken my fries and left. I know the girls were in the wrong but from the sounds of things this could have been completely avoided.

But were the McChickens worth the wait?!?

Did you... get anything apart from the McChicken?

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So the experiment of cross-breeding The Undertaker and Bear Hugger really worked. Science triumphs yet again.

By the way, that sort of thing never happens in the UK. England is so boring most of the time...

Man, that guy sounded like a complete badartichoke. Of course punching a bunch of girls might not be the best thing to do but still. They kinda had it coming... Anyway, nothing annoys me more then loud teenage girls thinkg they are older than they are.

Soooo weird - when I read, I envisioned Bear Hugger too with just a faint hint o' Zangief rising.

fantastic story, not sure if i believe it unless it was in detroit. (I'm from detroit and love detroit so im not bashing}. the biggest problem i have is he actually went down he sounded invincible.

Yesterday I walked through Nottingham and saw two police holding a guy down. One had him in a headlock, the other grabbed his legs. Safe to say exciting stuff happens in the UK every day.

The guy got what he deserved. That probably wasn't the first time he beat up women, but i'm glad they kicked his artichoke in the end.

tells you how the world is turning more into sunflowers vile,i would say more but not gonna

After this story... everything else is boring. I don't know why I was imagining Bruno from Popeye just knocking everyone down lol.

Was he a Pikachu boxer?!?!