if you like video games
dont look no further
after we do something naughty
ill buy you a burger
the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)
Dearest Peach,
I'm peached to have met you
On that peachy day that we had met…
You impeached my heart
And since I've yearned for the sweet taste
Of your delicious peaches
From your garden
Concealed behind hordes of Piranha Plants
I take a bite
Yummy yum yum
Allow me to be your Prince Peach
Or if that were not your preference,
Allow me the time to become your Mrs. Peach
For I will move heaven and Earth,
Male and female
To be yours
And you mine
Kissy kiss kiss
Oh, Peach
I feel a burning in my bosom
For your peaches
And your sweet majesty
Oh, Peach
Take me among the Power Stars
And I will grace you with my 1-Up
Accept my vow
There's no time like now
@sillygostly Oh man. That's firmly in the 'awful poetry' category. We've had a few poems that have ended up in the 'surprisingly good' category, but this is definitely in the former category.
Well done!
In response, I offer a poem about everyone's favourite countenance.
"Nose as round as perfect plum;
Soft and plump as baby's bum;
Sat atop a silky 'stache;
Under eyes devoid of lash
Turquoise eyes, as wide as lakes;
Jewels in seas,
As white as flakes,
Of purest snow;
Like icy slates;
Two sapphires upon two plates
Cheeks to pull and nose to squeeze;
Mouth to tug, and ears to seize,
Yank it, stretch it;
To and fro;
That's the face of Mario!"
Thanks. Methinks yours is in the "good" category. Clever, a little silly, but sweet and sentimental.
I'm both immensely proud and ashamed of my poem. Reading it again, I'm both cringing and laughing at the atrocious vomit-inducingness of it. I forgot to throw in a line about riding a horse into the sunset or something inane (hence the "Marry mare mare" line), but I think the lack of context makes it even more absurd, so... mission accomplished?
"Gee, that's really persuasive. Do you have any actual points to make other than to essentially say 'me Tarzan, physical bad, digital good'?"
@sillygostly I think so. It's very striking and powerful. There are some semi-legitimate metaphors in there but you've butchered them beautifully. Mission accomplished indeed.
Oh, I do think I've been bewitched.
Eyes as sparkly white as the portion of the Switch logo
Heart as bright red as the background of the Switch logo
Perfectly rounded as the adjacent circles in the Switch logo Click! is the sound my heart makes for you
It's time I made the switch
And now I switch over to you
And now I hope you switch over to me
Be my Valentine!
when i first met you
i thought you were hot
but when the lights had came on
i declare probably not
we wont play my games
you cant come over
its a 2 player co op
ill hide the other controller
you say that im wrong
but im always right
the next game that ill mention
is more important than yer life
theres a knock at my door
so i hide in my mansion
ill choke you eternally
if you touch little samson
the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)
the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)
@yokokazuo Raikou is correct! Get that man some cake!
Your last entry was very good/bad. If you fancy something slightly less ambitious, might I suggest a submission of your own entry in "Guess The Character By The Haiku"?
@TheLZdragon
i always knew you had skills.
im prepared to offer you a record deal.
but its rap.
so you have to have a criminal record.
if you dont, youve got a week to go out there and make a name for yerself.
the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)
@TheLZdragon
you must have seen the job requirements before hand.
if youve got 6-7 years experience with orphan beatings it looks like youve got yerself a deal!
the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)
I need to use this mic MOAR often, as well as post MOAR videos to Youtube, so maybe, just maybe, if possible, idk, I could read some of THESE poems and upload them to YouTube.
I'm sure if I did DAT, it'll rev up some creative stuff and thangz somehow (except for LZ, since he's a QUACK!)
yer fat like wario
im straight outta the barrio
i dont like sonic
sure as hell not mario
games over women
i think you better listen
i got rare games in my restroom and my kitchen
if one comes up missin
im gonna track you down
youll go with the atari et carts
underground never to be found
i wont buy you flowers
or an expensive wedding ring
but heres a box of chocolates if staying overweight is yer thing
the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)
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