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1. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:03 BST
Corrupt the above person's wish, then make a wish yourself. The wish can be ANYTHING, whether it's a traditional wish or a weird one. For example;
A: (first post)I wish I could fly.
B: Granted, but you get shot down because people think you're a UFO.I wish I had lots of money.
C: Granted, but you get crushed by all of it.I wish for world peace.
D: Granted, but with no one buying weapons, the global economy goes down the crapper, so no one can afford food, and eventually humanity goes extinct from starvation.I wish for a cherry pie!
E: Granted, but it's in your face.I wish for seventeen tacos!
...and so on. I'll start.
I wish to be as legendary as Chuck Norris.
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2. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:18 BST
Granted but you would get tw**ted by Bruce Lee.
I wish for Megan Fox
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3. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:27 BST
Granted, you get an ugly lady who has the same name as Megan Fox.
I wish for the White House in Washington, DC to suddenly turn pink.
4. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:30 BST
Granted, but the paint is flamable and burns down the White House and burns the whole planet.
I wish that I had Scribblenauts pre-ordered.
5. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:32 BST
Granted, but Scribblenauts can be canceled. I wish for Erin Andrews and Natalie Portman.
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6. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:37 BST
Granted, they've been turned into zombies and have trapped you in a corner, and you're unarmed.
I wish for Ghostbusters 3.
7. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:40 BST
Granted, but it's made by M Night Shamalan (His movies are terrible)
I wish for a sandwich.
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8. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:42 BST
Granted, it's a toxic sandwich that gives you AIDS if you eat it, then it turns you into a zombie when you die, you bite other people while a zombie, then they become a zombie, the cycle repeats ad infinitum, then mankind goes extinct.
I wish Chuck Norris would sign up for Nintendolife.
9. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:43 BST
Granted, but the turkey shall be a little dry.
I wish for someone to understand where the above reference is from, and at least find it slightly humorous.
EDIT: Never mind, someone beat me to replying, so I shall instead reply to them.
Granted, but he will join forces with Chicken Brutus in order to gain forum domination.
I wish for a penny.
Edited on Wed 5th August, 2009 @ 18:45 by Wiiloveit
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10. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:44 BST
Granted, but Chuck Norris doesn't sign up for Nintendo Life, Nintendo Life signs up for Chuck Norris.
I wish for Wii Sports Resort.
Edit: Damn too slow. Disregard my wish.
Edited on Wed 5th August, 2009 @ 18:45 by Toddr
11. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:47 BST
Granted, but it's a broken copy. That attracts zombies.
12. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:48 BST
Apologies for breaking the flow here, but it's clear already that people posting too often may become an issue, so even though I don't own this thread or anything, I request to add a rule meaning you must start your post with RE: Poster's Wish, eg: RE: @Weirdadam's wish. In the case of several people responding to one person, the person who responded first will be the one who's wish is granted. Whaddya think?
13. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 18:56 BST
Sure. I wish for some pancakes.
14. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 19:20 BST
RE: @Xkhaoz's wishGranted, but they have a forcefield that makes them resistant to toppings.
I wish @BlueProtoman would follow the rules to his own thread and post a new wish alongside his "granted" thing, because not doing so is setting a bad example.
15. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 19:29 BST
granted but hes really ticked off now and he owns a chainsaw
i wish that i was dead
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16. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 19:45 BST
RE: @Weirdadam's wish.
Stop calling me weird! I wasn't even talking in this thread.
EDIT: Dang it, I always forget the crying smiley. Please imagine me very distraught in this post. I want it to be clear that every time someone says weirdadam, I am tossed headfirst into an emotional turmoil. Thanks!
Edited on Wed 5th August, 2009 @ 19:46 by Adam
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17. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 20:10 BST
Wiiloveit wrote:RE: @Weirdadam's wish.Stop calling me weird! I wasn't even talking in this thread. EDIT: Dang it, I always forget the crying smiley. Please imagine me very distraught in this post. I want it to be clear that every time someone says weirdadam, I am tossed headfirst into an emotional turmoil. Thanks!
I haven't been on here much recently, so I've no idea if that joke's got old yet
RE: @briunj04Granted, but you're going straight to hell.
I wish that I could have a slice of your mother for my midnight snack tonight.
18. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 20:13 BST
granted but she's greasy, sour, rotton and is covered in un appetizing fat!
i wish i was alive again
19. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 20:15 BST
Hopefully it'll never get old.
OK, just to justify my continued derailment of this thread, I'll participate:
@ WeirdloveitGranted, but his momma's so fat that she slides off the sandwich and squashes you to death.
I wish that I could have seen that.
20. Posted: Wed 5th Aug 2009 20:23 BST
Granted, but you're forced to see it until you dieI wish that there was a super smash bros. 4
Edited on Wed 5th August, 2009 @ 20:23 by SonicMaster
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