Topic: Corrput a Wish

Corrupt the above person's wish, then make a wish yourself. The wish can be ANYTHING, whether it's a traditional wish or a weird one. For example;

A: (first post)
I wish I could fly.

B: Granted, but you get shot down because people think you're a UFO.
I wish I had lots of money.

C: Granted, but you get crushed by all of it.
I wish for world peace.

D: Granted, but with no one buying weapons, the global economy goes down the crapper, so no one can afford food, and eventually humanity goes extinct from starvation.
I wish for a cherry pie!

E: Granted, but it's in your face.
I wish for seventeen tacos!

...and so on. I'll start.

I wish to be as legendary as Chuck Norris.

Granted but you would get tw**ted by Bruce Lee.

I wish for Megan Fox

Granted, you get an ugly lady who has the same name as Megan Fox.

I wish for the White House in Washington, DC to suddenly turn pink.

Granted, but the paint is flamable and burns down the White House and burns the whole planet.

I wish that I had Scribblenauts pre-ordered.

Granted, but Scribblenauts can be canceled.
I wish for Erin Andrews and Natalie Portman.

Granted, they've been turned into zombies and have trapped you in a corner, and you're unarmed.

I wish for Ghostbusters 3.

Granted, but it's made by M Night Shamalan (His movies are terrible)

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, it's a toxic sandwich that gives you AIDS if you eat it, then it turns you into a zombie when you die, you bite other people while a zombie, then they become a zombie, the cycle repeats ad infinitum, then mankind goes extinct.

I wish Chuck Norris would sign up for Nintendolife.

Granted, but the turkey shall be a little dry.

I wish for someone to understand where the above reference is from, and at least find it slightly humorous.

EDIT: Never mind, someone beat me to replying, so I shall instead reply to them.

Granted, but he will join forces with Chicken Brutus in order to gain forum domination.

I wish for a penny.

Granted, but Chuck Norris doesn't sign up for Nintendo Life, Nintendo Life signs up for Chuck Norris.

I wish for Wii Sports Resort.

Edit: Damn too slow. Disregard my wish.

Granted, but it's a broken copy. That attracts zombies.

Apologies for breaking the flow here, but it's clear already that people posting too often may become an issue, so even though I don't own this thread or anything, I request to add a rule meaning you must start your post with RE: Poster's Wish, eg: RE: @Weirdadam's wish. In the case of several people responding to one person, the person who responded first will be the one who's wish is granted. Whaddya think?

Sure. I wish for some pancakes.

RE: @Xkhaoz's wish
Granted, but they have a forcefield that makes them resistant to toppings.

I wish @BlueProtoman would follow the rules to his own thread and post a new wish alongside his "granted" thing, because not doing so is setting a bad example.

granted but hes really ticked off now and he owns a chainsaw

i wish that i was dead

Stop calling me weird! I wasn't even talking in this thread.

EDIT: Dang it, I always forget the crying smiley. Please imagine me very distraught in this post. I want it to be clear that every time someone says weirdadam, I am tossed headfirst into an emotional turmoil. Thanks!

I haven't been on here much recently, so I've no idea if that joke's got old yet

RE: @briunj04
Granted, but you're going straight to hell.

I wish that I could have a slice of your mother for my midnight snack tonight.

granted but she's greasy, sour, rotton and is covered in un appetizing fat!

i wish i was alive again

Hopefully it'll never get old.

OK, just to justify my continued derailment of this thread, I'll participate:

@ Weirdloveit
Granted, but his momma's so fat that she slides off the sandwich and squashes you to death.

I wish that I could have seen that.

Granted, but you're forced to see it until you die
I wish that there was a super smash bros. 4