chuck norris what you cant chuck norris god told me
[anomalous[i know spelled wrong] member] so feenie bet you never got lucky in chat [feenie] ya [tbd] green gabe [feenie] yup i almost drowned in the shower afterwards
one day on the set of Walker: Texas Ranger, a sheep gave birth to a stillborn lamb. when he saw this, Chuck Norris grabbed the lifeless lamb and gave it a forceful beard-rubbing, instantly bringing the lamb to life! a crowd quickly gathered to witness this spectacle. upon seeing the masses, Chuck then roundhouse kicked the lamb in the head killing it instantly. all this to prove: Chuck Norris giveth, and the good Chuck Norris, he taketh away.
“I am a brother to dragons and a companion to owls." Job:30:29
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