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Topic: Chuck Norris JOKES!

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SSBbrawler08

sorry, but I'm not a fan of Chuck Norris, I think he's really strange and overrated.

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y2josh

When I think of Chuck Norris, this is all that pops into my head.

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Rensch

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

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bro2dragons

all of it.

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megaboomface2

chuck norris what you cant chuck norris god told me

[anomalous[i know spelled wrong] member] so feenie bet you never got lucky in chat
[feenie] ya
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[feenie] yup i almost drowned in the shower afterwards

bro2dragons

one day on the set of Walker: Texas Ranger, a sheep gave birth to a stillborn lamb. when he saw this, Chuck Norris grabbed the lifeless lamb and gave it a forceful beard-rubbing, instantly bringing the lamb to life! a crowd quickly gathered to witness this spectacle. upon seeing the masses, Chuck then roundhouse kicked the lamb in the head killing it instantly. all this to prove: Chuck Norris giveth, and the good Chuck Norris, he taketh away.

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KanrakusPizza

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.

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RandomWiiPlayer

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries. Ever.

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ganondwarf16

go to the google main page type find chuck norris and click i'm feeling lucky

ganondwarf has always been short

Magi

Chuck Norris jokes make me giggle like a little schoolgirl.

More!

Magi

croz

The end of Dodge Ball always makes me laugh! HAHA

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