Topic: Childhood's Forbidden Adventures

As kids, there are always stuff we're not supposed to do (stay up past bed time, watch "R" movies, play "M" games, look for Christmas presents, ect), but as kids, we try to do anyways.

Here we can share some funny stories. Don't discuss anything that's against the rules, however.

BTW, if you can come up with a better title, inform me. I don't feel like I've made the best one I could.

Forget about "M" rated games, I remember when I was around 6. my cousins and I my were playing my older cousin's T rated game, some sort of shooter type game, and we were so afraid that we would get caught. Whenever someone came into the room, we quickly popped in Mario Kart 64, and as soon as they left we would put the game back in. Once, when we were replacing the shooter with Mario Kart 64, i dont know what happened but the next thing I knew we broke my older cousin's N64 console. Long story short, we got our donkeys kicked. I know it's not a big story, but hey it's something!

This may be a bit risque, so I'll generalize things.

I was 14, moving around boxes in the basement (making room for something), and I happened to stumble upon my father's old collection of "reading materials", that I didn't even know he had. Being 14 at the time, I thought that was the greatest discovery ever.

Many, many months later, we were organizing the basement again (I had just turned 15 by this point), and somehow, he noticed that the box had been tampered with. Needless to say, I was scared out of my wits.

When asked about it however, I came clean, and luckily he didn't seem to care much. The only thing that came of it, was that for a while, he would joke around whenever I had to go to the basement for some reason or another.

That's hilarious.

When I was 8, The Benchwarmers came out, and it was my first PG-13 movie. It was probably also the first time I heard cursing. I thought it was funny. I repeated it.
Also, probably around the same time, my friend and I would go into the school bathroom and throw wet toilet paper balls at the ceiling, making them stick. The older kids (and I mean the 5th graders) were blamed for it. My brother was one of them, and he wasn't too happy about it, and he knew it was us.

I really hate being blamed for stuff I didn't do in both ways. I hate when people lie and blame it on me and get away with it (Just talking about makes me ANGRY!), especially when it is little kids.... >_<

I also don't like when people do something wrong while I am doing something that and I don't know that they are interfering and blame it on me! (ANGER)
D:<

Would it help you to know that he only knew it was me because I felt bad and told him about it?

When I was 10 I had one of those cool zip lines in the frount of our house between two trees. My friends older brother went on it backwards and jumped off did a backflip and did a roll on the ground before running home across the street.

Well I thought I was the coolest (insert optional bad language here) thing I have ever seen in my long life and wisdom. And in useing my Wisdom I desided that that would be fun to do.

I go backwards and let go, I crack my head on the tree and split my head open, I didn't scream or cry till I felt the back of my head and held it in frount of my face, blood all over my hand.

I went to the place where the doctors are and I got 14 stiches.

My parents got rid of the zip line and I was upset that they got rid of it.

I learned some colourful language from an older family friend. As colourful as George Carlin's Seven Words. And then I casually dropped them at my Catholic primary school, and since I was still in ESL I didn't realise the impact of that for a few years. Then I got so embarrassed that I didn't swear for 12 years and counting.

Good for you! I cuss only when I have to, like telling a story or it makes something funnyer. Never anything in public places though.

Well, I wasn't blaming you, but yes.... I need to get over my problem and I have to deal with annoying actions.

I've been watching PG-13 movies since I was 8 or 9. Though, they weren't the INTENSE movies. I didn't do it without permission, I would usually watch them with my parents.

@Magikarp: Hey, well done!

@DawnOverALilly: Your forbidden adventure makes me have empathy for you.... That sounded rough.....

I've actually never done anything really stupid in my childhood, I was always very careful as a kid. Never found the appeal in swearing as it's a barbaric rage filled way to get a point across, and I've never found the appeal of doing anything bad just for kicks. Though I never have any stories to tell, which is a downside.

I once decided to go home from school all by myself when I was about 8 years. It was a great achievement for me and I even took my time to appreciate the wonders of nature I found in my way.

When I got home all I got was a horrible spanking and a terrible scolding, the very first and only time my parents did that with me.

Then I decided I wouldn't be self-sufficient whenever possible to mess with my parents

I did the same thing, except My bike ran into a big rock, but the back wheel went up and it launched me into a tree.

When I was younger, about 7, I woke up really early and was flipping around on the TV. I came to a channel and saw a Girls Gone Wild infomercial. Except I didn't know it was an infomercial. I watched the entire thing waiting for the commercial to be over. And little old pre-pubescent me, had no clue what was going on, why I felt the way I did. At points, I tried turning the channel, but only came back to it. And then my parents woke up. Luckily, there door was really loud, so I quickly changed the channel, my heart pounding. My body shaking, my parents walked into the living room, where I was, and asked me what was wrong. I just said I didn't feel good and got to lay in bed all day.

I rode down a long flight of stairs in a recycling bin I second grade.

LOL, what? That sounds fun, but very dangerous... Haha

You wanna hear the worst part? The space at the end was only about 6 feet long; the stairs were 2-stories tall. Physics: what are those?!

Let's not give one another any ideas, guys. Thank you!