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LucinaSmash

Law and Order: Nintendo Victims Unit
"There are two types of Brawl gamers; those who enjoy the game, and those who live as a life of crime after realizing their disappointments. The criminals who harm the individuals known as the Nintendo Victims Unit, these are their stories."

Nov 2, 7:45am at the NVU office
Detective #1: I'm getting marry at the Nintendo World Store.
Detective #2: Oh no. I'm not falling for that again.
victim: Some nutcase threw a Brawl disc at my head!
Detective #2: Sounds like our kind of case.

Nov 2, 2:03pm at the ADA's office
ADA person: I'm sorry we have to let the suspect go.
Detective #1: But the victim identified the suspect perfectly.
ADA person: But that doesn't prove that the suspect actually play Brawl.
Detective #1: >0
Detective #2: Can we at least get a warrant?

Nov 2, 4:59pm at the suspect's apartment
Detective #1: I can't find Brawl's save file.
Detective #2: Did you try looking at the SD card?
Detective #1: BINGO!

Nov 2, 5:39pm at the interrogation room
Detective #1: why did you do it?
suspect: Alright I did it! I only had interest with the game because of the new Smash Ball... and I can't even use it during the Subspace Emissary... Ahhhhhhhh!
Detective #2: Another Brawl related crime solve.

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theblackdragon

OtherL wrote:

Detective #1: I'm getting marry at the Nintendo World Store.
Detective #2: Oh no. I'm not falling for that again.

I hereby nominate this thread for Hall of Fame status.

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James

OtherL wrote:

ADA person: I'm sorry we have to let the suspect go.
Detective #1: But the victim identified the suspect perfectly.
ADA person: But that doesn't prove that the suspect actually play Brawl.

Hall of Fame status: confirmed.

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The_Fox

OtherL wrote:

Nov 2, 5:39pm at the interrogation room
Detective #1: why did you do it?
suspect: Alright I did it! I only had interest with the game because of the new Smash Ball... and I can't even use it during the Subspace Emissary... Ahhhhhhhh!
Detective #2: Another Brawl related crime solve.

Man, that guy broke easily.

Also, you forgot to break up your chapters with the appropriate sound:

Edited on by The_Fox

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blink83

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BedCommando

Rob and Bob

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HolyMackerel

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HolyMackerel

HolyMackerel

I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs. Sorry to be blunt, but you really stink at this game. Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

You seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. Are you frustrated about something?

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days...

OtherL, you know you make a heck of a lot of totally random threads right? Ok.

HolyMackerel

blink83

You triple poster! Die

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HolyMackerel

blink83 wrote:

You triple poster! Die

If there was ever a thread to triple post in, it would be this one. I've been relatively on-topic too!

EDIT: Oh, nice to meet you too.

Edited on by HolyMackerel

HolyMackerel

LzWinky

theblackdragon wrote:

HolyMackerel wrote:

I've been relatively on-topic too!

it's hard to not be on-topic somehow in a random thread like this :3

What's the topic anyway?

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JeanLuc_Vaycard

Law & Order and Brawl

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HolyMackerel

Vaynard wrote:

Law & Order and Brawl

Yup, I actually did manage to stay relatively on-topic.

HolyMackerel

LucinaSmash

@turtlelink: Episode 2 entitle Partner has just arrive.
@BedCommando: Detective #1 will now be name Detective Rob and Detective #2 will now be name Detective Bob. I have decided to change ADA person to ADA Renee.

Law and Order: Nintendo Victims Unit
"There are two types of Brawl gamers; those who enjoy the game, and those who live as a life of crime after realizing their disappointments. The criminals who harm the individuals known as the Nintendo Victims Unit, these are their stories."

Nov 6, 7:40am at the NVU office
Detective Rob: Hey partner, I just finish my fan-fiction script called Mario M.D. It's about Dr Mario taking over Dr. Gregory House's job and solve mysterious while working alongside with 3 color-coded Toads. Want to proofread it?
Detective Bob: Please don't make me ask the Captain to change my partner.
victim: Some nutcase threw a Brawl disc at my head!
Detective Rob: Didn't we just solve this case.
Detective Bob: I guess we forgot to assume about our last culprit having a partner.

Nov 6, 2:01pm at the ADA's office
ADA Renee: Hey Detectives. I lied to the culprit about me being his lawyer and foolish enough to give his partner's first name, Misha.
Detective Rob: That's great.
ADA Renee: However, There are total of 3 Mishas living in this city.
Detective Rob: Now how are we going to figure out which Misha?
Detective Bob: Don't worry. The Captain just taught me a very interesting interrogation technique that will be perfect for this case.

Nov 6: 9:23pm at the interrogation room.
Detective Rob: Listen up Mishas! Each of you will stand on one of the three Balance Boards. My partner will name a phrase base on Brawl. If the Balance Board detects a movement from one of you, then that person is a Brawl hater. And quickly stand on the Balance Board! Go right ahead partner.
Detective Bob: Wi-Fi... subspace... smash Ball... trophies... roster...
Detective Rob: The middle one just tilt!
Detective Bob: Mario... Kirby... Link... Pikachu...
Detective Rob: The middle one is tiling again! We got you now! The two other Mishas can now leave.
Detective Bob: So Misha, why are yo so angry about Pikachu?
Misha: Because of Pikachu's Thunder attack. It should be use only 10 times just like the RPG series.
Detective Rob: Finally the Balance Board is useful for once.

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