Law and Order: Nintendo Victims Unit "There are two types of Brawl gamers; those who enjoy the game, and those who live as a life of crime after realizing their disappointments. The criminals who harm the individuals known as the Nintendo Victims Unit, these are their stories."
Nov 2, 7:45am at the NVU office Detective #1: I'm getting marry at the Nintendo World Store. Detective #2: Oh no. I'm not falling for that again. victim: Some nutcase threw a Brawl disc at my head! Detective #2: Sounds like our kind of case.
Nov 2, 2:03pm at the ADA's office ADA person: I'm sorry we have to let the suspect go. Detective #1: But the victim identified the suspect perfectly. ADA person: But that doesn't prove that the suspect actually play Brawl. Detective #1: >0 Detective #2: Can we at least get a warrant?
Nov 2, 4:59pm at the suspect's apartment Detective #1: I can't find Brawl's save file. Detective #2: Did you try looking at the SD card? Detective #1: BINGO!
Nov 2, 5:39pm at the interrogation room Detective #1: why did you do it? suspect: Alright I did it! I only had interest with the game because of the new Smash Ball... and I can't even use it during the Subspace Emissary... Ahhhhhhhh! Detective #2: Another Brawl related crime solve.
Detective #1: I'm getting marry at the Nintendo World Store. Detective #2: Oh no. I'm not falling for that again.
I hereby nominate this thread for Hall of Fame status.
BEST THREAD EVER future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
ADA person: I'm sorry we have to let the suspect go. Detective #1: But the victim identified the suspect perfectly. ADA person: But that doesn't prove that the suspect actually play Brawl.
Nov 2, 5:39pm at the interrogation room Detective #1: why did you do it? suspect: Alright I did it! I only had interest with the game because of the new Smash Ball... and I can't even use it during the Subspace Emissary... Ahhhhhhhh! Detective #2: Another Brawl related crime solve.
Man, that guy broke easily.
Also, you forgot to break up your chapters with the appropriate sound:
While society cannot provide employment for its members, the production-slash-work-slash-income nexus has to be abandoned as a justification for our present parsimony to the unemployed. An assumption cannot be used to justify making second-class citizens of those who are unfortunate enough to constitute the living proof of the inaccuracy of the assumption.
I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs. Sorry to be blunt, but you really stink at this game. Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?
You seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. Are you frustrated about something?
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days...
OtherL, you know you make a heck of a lot of totally random threads right? Ok.
it's hard to not be on-topic somehow in a random thread like this :3
BEST THREAD EVER future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
@turtlelink: Episode 2 entitle Partner has just arrive. @BedCommando: Detective #1 will now be name Detective Rob and Detective #2 will now be name Detective Bob. I have decided to change ADA person to ADA Renee.
Law and Order: Nintendo Victims Unit "There are two types of Brawl gamers; those who enjoy the game, and those who live as a life of crime after realizing their disappointments. The criminals who harm the individuals known as the Nintendo Victims Unit, these are their stories."
Nov 6, 7:40am at the NVU office Detective Rob: Hey partner, I just finish my fan-fiction script called Mario M.D. It's about Dr Mario taking over Dr. Gregory House's job and solve mysterious while working alongside with 3 color-coded Toads. Want to proofread it? Detective Bob: Please don't make me ask the Captain to change my partner. victim: Some nutcase threw a Brawl disc at my head! Detective Rob: Didn't we just solve this case. Detective Bob: I guess we forgot to assume about our last culprit having a partner.
Nov 6, 2:01pm at the ADA's office ADA Renee: Hey Detectives. I lied to the culprit about me being his lawyer and foolish enough to give his partner's first name, Misha. Detective Rob: That's great. ADA Renee: However, There are total of 3 Mishas living in this city. Detective Rob: Now how are we going to figure out which Misha? Detective Bob: Don't worry. The Captain just taught me a very interesting interrogation technique that will be perfect for this case.
Nov 6: 9:23pm at the interrogation room. Detective Rob: Listen up Mishas! Each of you will stand on one of the three Balance Boards. My partner will name a phrase base on Brawl. If the Balance Board detects a movement from one of you, then that person is a Brawl hater. And quickly stand on the Balance Board! Go right ahead partner. Detective Bob: Wi-Fi... subspace... smash Ball... trophies... roster... Detective Rob: The middle one just tilt! Detective Bob: Mario... Kirby... Link... Pikachu... Detective Rob: The middle one is tiling again! We got you now! The two other Mishas can now leave. Detective Bob: So Misha, why are yo so angry about Pikachu? Misha: Because of Pikachu's Thunder attack. It should be use only 10 times just like the RPG series. Detective Rob: Finally the Balance Board is useful for once.
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