Topic: Best girl for Link in Zelda Ocarina of Time?

Thank God for the horrible distracting image of LinkxWindmillMan then. ... Ugh... I made myself cringe...

it's ok, we all cringe at that

"Song of Storms" indeed.

I would say 'Tingle', but i think Chicken Brutus called dibs on him a while back. :3

@Chicken: I was actually thinking... ugh... round and round thereisaidit! XP

@blackdragon: Chicken gets what Chicken wants. >;3

This is really messed up considering Ruto, Impa and the Cuckoo lady are included. But other then that it's sorta a three way tie between Zelda, Saria and Malon.

Well, seeming how the only people close to Link's age are Zelda, Malon, perhaps Saria (you never know because Kokiri don't age) and Ruto, i think Saria is the obvious choice. They were childhood friends, Saria obviously likes Link...

...but I'm pretty sure Link is asexual

Okay, why did you forget to list Epona, Navi, Twinrova, and the potion shop hag? More seriously, Nabooru really should've been on there. For shame!

Random Gerudo guard #3. You know, the one that guards stuff. And is a Gerudo. And is completely random.

That's my favorite Gerudo guard ever!

I'm pretty sure I've shot that one in the head more than a few times while skulking through the Gerudo jail area :3

Random Guard 2 is much better than Random Guard 3. And Random Guard 5 smells funny.

Darn you, PhoenixSage! You totally stole my dumb post THUNDAH!

You sound tense, Stuffo... perhaps a backrub from Random Gerudo guard #1 would relax you?

I think I'd prefer the potion hag.
Well...maybe not. She smells weird. I think I'll go with...Nabooru! I mean COME ON, she's the BOSS of the Gerudo! Why go with some lame lackey?

@grenworthshero: Yep, she's definitely the best. There is no other, I repeat no other, random Gerudo guard that is as good at randomly guarding than she is. She's got skills, man.

@theblackdragon: Ha ha, yeah, I've probably shot her quite a bit as well. The Gerudos seem pretty resilient, and she always gets back up, so I don't feel too bad. I wonder if maybe they have regenerative powers...Like Hugh Jackman does...

@MetalMario: Guard #2 is a pretty good choice as well, but I think #3 and Link have much better chemistry. You know, when Link isn't head-shotting her.

@Stuffgamer1: There's nothing I'm better at being than being dumb. You're gonna have to try harder if you want to overcome my inate powers of stupid. I'm like the Zeus of Mount Stupidus!

@PhoenixSage: Yeah, I guess they do make a good pair when there is no arrow in her face.

But...but...I said POTION HAG! And worse, NAVI! I cannot comprehend how people find some random Geruto guard more amusing.

Navi would nag Link too much.

...and the potion hag FREAKS me out dude.

@Stuffgamer1: if you really wanted to go there with the 'hag' thing, you should've gone all the way by elaborating on the Twinrova sisters. I mean, they're twins! isn't that like every dude's dream or something, to get it on with a pair of hot babes?

... well, one of 'em's hot, anyway... temperature-wise... lol