@TheBlackDragon-Yes,but what if they gasp team up!?

well, one will be banned from posting, so i don't see the problem

Who's to say Weird Adam is my evil twin and not the other way around? Food for thought.

Adam, if it comes down to you and Chicken Brutus, you'll have to be the one banned. It turns out that Chicken Brutus is a "contributor" to the site. So says Corbie. Who knew? What does he do here? Anyhow, we can't go banning contributors, now can we?

You can't ban Adam.

He's like me, except people like him.

I'd like to think I've contributed over the years so I'm in the clear.

I think I remember Chicken posting some news article once. I found it odd that he punctuated it with "bock bock" instead of periods.

Chicken Brutus contributes eggs to the Nintendo Life Fry up

Could both of you be evil?

Ban Dana, she gives me a headache.

No, wait - Ban Ana for always trying to trip me up.

...erm, or Ban Jo, I like him alright but he's always pickin' on me.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Pun Master.

This is the most accurate guess.

I did contribute a few news items for a while, but unfortunately (and I mean that sincerely) I've had to cease doing so due to my job being in flux. They're KIND of looking for excuses to close the office I work in, so getting caught posting news items to a Nintendo website might give them the justification they need.

I do actually have something special planned to contribute (Dazza will know what I mean) semi-regularly...I'm just trying to find the spare time to actually do it.

Yes, I am a corny man. Feel free to participate.

I'll try and post more often then!

Is this about the "cowboy" thing?

What's the holdup? How long does banning a cowboy usually take?

Let's just stick to the corny word-games. Anyone pallendromically-inclined?

Yo, ban Adam's ma, Dana, boy!

I'll be here all night, folks.

"Debase not a madam," Adam atones a bed.

2 to 3 shakes of a dogs leg??

You can ban me, but you'll have to catch me first.

"If I were," he nods, "nab me."

EDIT -- I deem bans done here: WiFi.