When I read your comments you sound like a smurf in my mind

Why not wii speak? Don't be such a stubborn ol' hat!

Hmm... a Smurf? That's even better! A very Smurfly Smurf, though, you can't deny me that.

And Zane, my hat isn't stubborn; it's cheap. Important difference!

Adam for president of NoA

Adam for president of my butt.

lol i love how this has turned into the "let's suck up to adam since he posts a lot and has credibility in these forums" thread...must feel nice.../crawls back into cave

I regret am overjoyed to announce that, due to the added pressures of running for president of both Nintendo Life and Nintendo of America that I feel I must withdraw my candidacy for president of Chicken Brutus's butt. I thank hate you all for all the support you've given me, even though I never asked for it.

Oh no,the bug is at it again!
But I must ask Adam and Chicken Brutus,do you two guys have some kind of issues?

Adam took my sister out and didn't call her the next day.

That is NOT the way we treat a lady in my hizzouse.

If that's the case,then ban Adam!

Red duel at Smurf rum, stale udder?

In my defense, it was a blind date, and I didn't know she was an actual chicken.

Not that there's any wrong with that.

Adam,I just recieved a phone call from a young chicken who claims that YOU are his father. What REALLY happen that night?

Beg, Adam. Regret sister germ.
Adage B.

Oh, I forgot about the whole 'chicken's sister' thing from this thread. That makes your comment in the 3 Word Story thread much less disturbing.

@Adam-What were you exactly thinking I WAS implying?

I was afraid you read too much into the office I turned down candidacy for earlier.

Actually, this thread should read "ban weirdadam". Otherwise we might get confused.

Chicken is just upset that he lost the fight! (referring to Chicken Brutus VS Adam topic awhile back)

@Adam: don't worry, you're always welcome here...
@Chickenbrutus: right, now, whilst he least suspects it, let's get him banned.