Topic: Bad Translator!

Original text:

"I'm not gonna die! Yay! I'm so happy."

...54 translations later we get:

"Not dead! Cake! I am so glad I found you, not me."

LOL:D

"Beauty and the Beast"

...54 translations later we get:

"Beauty and Wildlife. ""

"A whole new world (Every turn a surprise) With new horizons to pursue (Every moment, red letter) I'll chase them anywhere There's time to spare Let me share this whole New world with you"

...54 translations later we get:

"November surprise () over (usually) red team steps on every continent."

"With great power comes great responsibility!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Effektiveli and Responsibly!"

sykotek = I lead

"I hate playing terrible games because they are really bad."
56 translations later...
"Not many people had damage to us."

"Yoshi is a very cool video game character."

...56 translations later we get:

"This game really Rocks."

I can live with that.

"What do you say? Try buying from me!"

...50 translations later we get:

"I paid for it!"

Okayyyyy......

"Lumas are some of the best video game characters of all time. =)"

...56 translations later we get:

"Shane played well in all font)."

Who is Shane?

"The bird is the word"

...56 translations later we get:

"Humor"

Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai! -> Because the Island in July!
Mah boi! -> Momma!

Translate better. -> Clear.
Translate better! -> OK!

It seems that it will follow your commands if you yell at it.

Lamp oil, rope, BOMBS! You want it? They're yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees! -> Potato, vires, Pumps? Or one for each of us, my good bread.
_{What is that I don't even}

"Rosalina is a good motherly figure to the lumas. =)"

...56 translations later we get:

"Rosalind my mother Fireworks)."

"My name is Will."
56 translations later...
"What is my name"
"I love Kirby"
56 translations later...
"I like Kobe bryanti"

"I'm a bit of a ticklish luma."

...56 translations later we get:

"The color of the dollar Lama."

Original text:

"Spaghetti Toast Dinner"

...56 translations later we get:

"Supagettidinaresepushon brindisi."

"There's a cat in my living room."

...56 translations later we get:

"No camera"

Probably the worst one I've seen so far.

"No camera."

...56 translations later we get:

"Nyamaa unit." <-- nyamaa isn't even a word in english.

One word: Shenanigans

Decided to do it one more time and...
"Nyamaa unit."

...56 translations later we get:

"The instruments are the way asleep."
PS.. after this one it became "Tan."

"All toasters toast toast."

...56 translations later we get:

"As the bread."

"Bye-bye, miss American pie. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Monday Rights amerikanpaimisu"

"Leave Luck to Heaven"

...56 translations later we get:

"Garden"

"Pixels are the best thing since sliced bread."

...56 translations later we get:

"Bread is good to show that Cooperation"

"This translator is an epic fail."

...56 translations later we get:

"Nilivyoeleza you."

I'm pretty sure it's cussing me out in bad translator-language.

In dragon language that translates to ":3 you".