Topic: Bad Translator!

My interview with the bad translator.

Me: "Where do you come from? "

Translator: "With us or not."

Me: "Us? Is there a cult of Bad Translators?"

Translator: "Bad Translations?"

Me: "That is your name, or at least the name of your cult."

Translator: "Personal Loans for free."

Me: "Is that your job? Giving free loans? If that is so, I would like one chuckles"

Translator: "As interest provided for information work for free, and I . White"

Me: "It's nice to know your ethnicity. knowing that, what are your religious and political views? "

Translator: "I know in my life. Awareness of religion and politics?"

Me: "That's correct, sir."

Translator: "Therefore,"

Me: "Therefore, you can tell us about your religion and political views "

Translator: "He said that many religious and politic-" *Gunshot

The Bad Translator died that night, but was recently resurrected for your enjoyment.

Original text:

"I want dinner!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I do not eat it!"
That is because you are a dumb translator.

Original text:

"WAR.What is it good for?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Reality. Vhat to?"

Original text:

"I spent 3 hours translating junk."

...54 translations later we get:

"I think three hours."
That is what I just said sigh

Original text:

"Does the bad translator have a special lady in his life?"

...10 translations later we get:

"Translation and life in his evil woman?"

Me:"Why do you want world domination?"

Translator:"We are the largest in the world?"

Me:"Who is your master?"

Translator:"The teacher!"

Me:"Where does this "teacher" live?"

Translator:"The living God. "

Me:”I am going to run away now!”

To be or not to be?

54 translations later...
"we can help you"
[?]

you suck
54 translations later:
Hill

Eat more chicken.
54 translations later
Eat more chicken.

Stupid thing must be broken.

I got something about dog urine before... is it just me or...?

"Freaking translator can't translate."
30 translations later.....
"Science can not explain the meaning."

Of course....

YOU S**T HEAD!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Turkey hot dog Cart!"

Nonsense! -> Idiot!
Your Text Here -> Home
You put the "wit" in "twit". -> "Bill" instead.

Also, try "Internet Explorer stinks." (without quotes). Lots of hilarity abound in that one!

"You dare bring light to my lair?! YOU MUST DIE!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I funds for peace and courage!"

"I do not like the novel 1984"

...54 translations later we get:

"You can see in 1984."

Whoa... when I took out the period Firefox made an appearence... how big a coincidence is that? o.O
And with the period dog feces return again. I swear this must be rigged.

I'm having a good day today.
54 translations later...
Hi

Me: Hello.
Bad translator: Search.
Me: What do you want me to search?
Bad translator: What is the most popular.
Me: What do you mean?
Bad translator: This means that
Me: What?
Bad translator: Male.
Me: You idiot.
Bad translator: I am a moron.
Me: Shut up.
Bad translator: Sleep.

Original text:

"Can't let you do that, Star Fox"

...25 translations later we get:

"We know that is not Star Fox Deluxe"

Original Text:
"Do that again and they'll be tracing you with chalk."
...25 translations later and we have:
"The Cretaceous."

"Some people are stupid."

...54 translations later we get:

"Odd."